Drum-roll, please, maestro!

[Sir Laguna]

Please, feel free to put on any epic orchestra music you may have.

If you're a wrestling fan, I suggest Mark Jindrak's "Reflection of Perfection" theme. At a push, Randy Orton's.

Maybe Carlito Caribbean Cool's.

Oh! And Chavo Guerrero's, you can get that here: http://s18.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=FF4E7158AADF958FDB21BB05B4DD8441 (http://s18.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=FF4E7158AADF958FDB21BB05B4DD8441)

But, I digress! For the greater good of the forum and to drum up more female members, and quite a few male members too if you smell what the SL is cookin', I have decided to take ONE picture and one picture only and put it up here.

That's right, one photo taken at random, be it good or bad will be posted here and shall forever be associated with moi.

So, before you scroll down, make sure you turn on that epic music I advised you to get. You really should, now here we go.

Oh, Ric Flair's music is real good for this too.

Hmm? Get on with it, fine, keep scrolling.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/BucNasty00/Other/luggywhoopzimeanlaggy.bmp

Get your hands out of your pants, guys. Girls... carry on. Herms... yeah, you can continue too.

I know, I rule. But that's all you're getting. Sayonara!

[YuYu]

You look like that guy from Bedazzled. I forget his name, but it's during the part where he's like 7 feet tall. =/

[Sir Laguna]

You look like that impossibly hawt guy from Bedazzled. I forget his name, but it's during the part where he's like 7 feet tall. =/
Thank you, Yu Yu. But the thought of physical contact with you makes my skin crawl. Thanks.

[YuYu]

Yeah, I really find having a halfway erect penis up me arse as a turn on <<

[Sir Laguna]

Judging by everyone elses pictures, this REALLY needs to be the first thing people see.

[Anabolic]

I opted for "The Village People - Macho Man" as the epic music.

[Isaac]

Well it's about time Ric...uh..or Mark, or whatever theme music you're sticking by :P

[Sir Laguna]

That's up to the salivating public to decide. If only I had some magic camera to take pictures with, while actualling knowing what part of me I'm taking a pic of.

[YuYu]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/BucNasty00/Sigs%20and%20Avs/laggysig.png

Nizzice

[Isaac]

kay, what looked like a forced smile now has become Caribbean =D

[AngelArmTyphoon]

I pictured you with hair like seed's, but other than that, i was pretty close.

[D.M.H.veggie]

I've always imagined you with fluffy hair... O.o ignore me. I'm crazy.

[Geo]

I always thought you'd be more irish.
You know, a green suit, ginger beard, bottle of baileys in one hand, a giant pipe in your mouth, sitting on a toadstool protecting your gold kinda thing :P
Seriously, you dont look how I thought you would. I thought you'd be more...crazier, even if by only a touch.

[SDJ]

You are..unbelieveable.

[Sir Laguna]

I'm unsure how to take that so I'm assuming it means I'm instant hawtness. Which is true.

[Foolio]

Your looks aren't shocking or too far from how I pictured you.

[Ningen]

Geo beat me to the punch, but yeah, where's the bottle of Guinness? The baked potato? The mean Irish scowl with a bunch of your soccerr hooligan buddies in the background beating up an old lady and telling each other what a bunch of spry young wallahs they are? At the very least, where's the bar of Irish Spring?

And shame of you for trying to wear your hair like mine. It's an obvious attempt to try to take some of my hawt and rub it on yourself. We need none of that, because God knows you try rubbing yourself against enough of my parts.

[Sir Laguna]

...Isn't your hair, and by extension mine, just... hair that you never do anything with besides getting it cut once every three months?

[Ningen]

No. I have to cut my hair more often than once every three months. I usually give it a trip once every two weeks. Heh, three months. And you have to shave twice a day? S'yeah!

[Sir Laguna]

I let it grow for three months, I never said it stayed short for three months.

When you assume you make an ASS of U and ME. Lolz.