Real Pain

[Haroken]

I actually did this.

Just recently.


I caught myself zipping up my pants.


DAMN that hurt.

[YuYu]

Ouch. I wouldn't try masterbating after that, ya know, just to be safe.

[Dai]

I did that, but I made it cool.

[Ningen]

We've all been there before. Wear underwear from now on and that shouldn't happen.

[Vexxotic]

I've done that before Haroken. But it wasn't like on There's Something About Marry.

[Miyazaki]

I've done that before, and sadly never again..

[Haroken]

I was wearing underwear x.x

AndI'll watch the jerkin off thing Yuyu. JUST for you, lol

[Ningen]

Originally posted by Haroken@Jun 28 2004, 01:57 AM
I was wearing underwear x.x

AndI'll watch the jerkin off thing Yuyu. JUST for you, lol
So how'd you manage to get your dick caught if it was being guarded by cloth?

[Vexxotic]

Originally posted by Ningen+Jun 28 2004, 03:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ningen @ Jun 28 2004, 03:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Haroken@Jun 28 2004, 01:57 AM
I was wearing underwear x.x

AndI'll watch the jerkin off thing Yuyu. JUST for you, lol
So how'd you manage to get your dick caught if it was being guarded by cloth? [/b][/quote]
Maybe he had a stiffy.

[Tsosczb]

Originally posted by Ningen@Jun 28 2004, 01:53 AM
We've all been there before...
Retard pant zippers, unite! ...That's just stupid. <_<

I've done that before, and sadly never again..
One of the few times I thought K-V was funny. ;'D

[Haroken]

I have no idea...myabe its cuz my boxers are huge. I've lost weight and dont bother getting new ones.

[Geo]

This is just one of those pains women will never know.

[Invader]

except if they have a penis..

[jebo32]

I fell asleep once on my couch while wearing my pants and somehow I got it caught while I was sleeping. Since it was like that for so long it got really swollen and it hurt like hell. I think I had to break off some skin to get it out.

Hurt for about a week.

[Invader]

Oh my god it hurt just thinking about that :o

[Mondracon]

True, but here are some pains men will never know:

Bleeding from your genitals for 7 days every month-- it hurts all over.

Squeezing a solid 4-10 lb. object out of your genitals.

Getting elbowed in the boob.

Getting sand caught inside your genitals.

Getting sexually aroused and having sex, but not getting an orgasm cause your partner fell asleep after they had theirs.