What the fu*k

[WarDragon]

Doing my daily look around on the forums, I go down to the bottom and this is what I find

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/wardragon989/what_the_fuk.jpg

What the hell is going on we don't normally get so many at once and are old record is broken, damn

[Rykon]

. . .
Wow. Thats.. not cool.. or is it?

[Foolio]

Hey look, I see my name!

Anyway, that is pretty strange...must be a glitch or something.

[Visionary]

how very interesting...



...no, not really. I've seen this happen before, and to my knowlege, it had not resulted in a board war.

[YuYu]

Kinky?

[Mondracon]

You summoned me?

[YuYu]

Originally posted by Mondracon@Jun 19 2004, 09:12 AM
You summoned me?
I guess. I need some excitement in my life anyway.
*Unzips pants*
Shall we shag now... or shag later? ;)

[Mondracon]

Your idea of kinky and mine are obviously found in 2 totally different dictionaries, or possibly universes.

Kinky isn't walking up to someone and dropping your trousers-- its much more complicated and it takes time. Taking your trousers off is the end result, not the first step.

[YuYu]

Gotcha! ;)
**5 Minutes Later*
Now can we shag?

[Mondracon]

....

You are badly in need of some kinky. And I mean real kinky-- your
bedside manner is as bad as a red-neck with his goat.

[YuYu]

*Sigh*
If I take you to White Castle and buy you a box of burgers, then??

[Ningen]

Originally posted by Mondracon@Jun 19 2004, 09:20 AM
Your idea of kinky and mine are obviously found in 2 totally different dictionaries, or possibly universes.

Kinky isn't walking up to someone and dropping your trousers-- its much more complicated and it takes time. Taking your trousers off is the end result, not the first step.
If you're really skilled, dropping your pants is the first step, then the, uh, act, then you get the kinky and repeat. Sadly, Yu Yu does not possess such skill.

In any case, to give this topic some small fraction of worthiness, it must clearl have been a glitch, because there's no way in hell 791 random people suddenly checked out the board.

[Mondracon]

You've been a bad boy YuYu, its time to show you the Way.

*handcuffs him to a chair*

This is going to take a while, I hope you can hold out. But in the mean time, I need
a cup of coffee. Good coffee, like good sex, should be slow-roasted, home-brewed, from a brand you trust, flavored to taste and then savored slowwwwwlllllyyyy.

Au revoir, mon amore.

[YuYu]

Originally posted by Mondracon@Jun 19 2004, 09:32 AM
You've been a bad boy YuYu, its time to show you the Way.

*handcuffs him to a chair*


:o
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B)

[Ningen]

Originally posted by Mondracon@Jun 19 2004, 09:32 AM
You've been a bad boy YuYu, its time to show you the Way.

*handcuffs him to a chair*

This is going to take a while, I hope you can hold out. But in the mean time, I need
a cup of coffee. Good coffee, like good sex, should be slow-roasted, home-brewed, from a brand you trust, flavored to taste and then savored slowwwwwlllllyyyy.

Au revoir, mon amore.
Someone? Please, I need a wetnap.

[YuYu]

Originally posted by Ningen+Jun 19 2004, 09:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ningen @ Jun 19 2004, 09:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mondracon@Jun 19 2004, 09:32 AM
You've been a bad boy YuYu, its time to show you the Way.

*handcuffs him to a chair*

This is going to take a while, I hope you can hold out. But in the mean time, I need
a cup of coffee. Good coffee, like good sex, should be slow-roasted, home-brewed, from a brand you trust, flavored to taste and then savored slowwwwwlllllyyyy.

Au revoir, mon amore.
Someone? Please, I need a wetnap. [/b][/quote]
Lemon-Scented or Unscented?

[Mondracon]

Is that anything like a dirt-nap?

[Ningen]

Originally posted by Yu Yu+Jun 19 2004, 09:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Yu Yu @ Jun 19 2004, 09:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Ningen@Jun 19 2004, 09:34 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Mondracon@Jun 19 2004, 09:32 AM
You've been a bad boy YuYu, its time to show you the Way.

*handcuffs him to a chair*

This is going to take a while, I hope you can hold out. But in the mean time, I need
a cup of coffee. Good coffee, like good sex, should be slow-roasted, home-brewed, from a brand you trust, flavored to taste and then savored slowwwwwlllllyyyy.

Au revoir, mon amore.
Someone? Please, I need a wetnap.
Lemon-Scented or Unscented? [/b][/quote]
Just so long as it's absorbent and can clean up cylindrical items.

[YuYu]

Originally posted by Ningen+Jun 19 2004, 09:38 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ningen @ Jun 19 2004, 09:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Yu Yu@Jun 19 2004, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by Ningen@Jun 19 2004, 09:34 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Mondracon@Jun 19 2004, 09:32 AM
You've been a bad boy YuYu, its time to show you the Way.

*handcuffs him to a chair*

This is going to take a while, I hope you can hold out. But in the mean time, I need
a cup of coffee. Good coffee, like good sex, should be slow-roasted, home-brewed, from a brand you trust, flavored to taste and then savored slowwwwwlllllyyyy.

Au revoir, mon amore.
Someone? Please, I need a wetnap.
Lemon-Scented or Unscented?
Just so long as it's absorbent and can clean up cylindrical items. [/b][/quote]
Uh... would baby wipes do?
http://www.neuco-image.com/img/products/babywipetubs.jpg

[Mondracon]

:o

Oh no...

*just caught on*

[Ningen]

Originally posted by Mondracon@Jun 19 2004, 09:41 AM
:o

Oh no...

*just caught on*
What? I got chocolate pudding on my pencil. You believe me, right?

[Mondracon]

:o

Yea, if you were using pencils like chopsticks to eat pudding, but who eats pudding with chopsticks?!

[Ningen]

Originally posted by Mondracon@Jun 19 2004, 09:51 AM
:o

Yea, if you were using pencils like chopsticks to eat pudding, but who eats pudding with chopsticks?!
And what of the event in which I had a pencil in my mouth and I sneezed and the pencil fell into my cup of pudding. What then, eh?

[Mondracon]

Then you are a klutz?

[YuYu]

I'd say he was hard at work if he had a pencil in his mouth :) ... :huh: wait... :unsure:

[Mondracon]

....

Thats the last time I try to enlighten people about sexuality. They'll have to talk to Dr. Phil or Martha Stewart or Bill Clinton or whoever is in charge of that stuff.

[YuYu]

I'm sure he meant pretzel... :huh:

[Mondracon]

You wouldn't clean a pretzel off with baby wipes, those chemicals could be potentially hazardous for human consumption.

[YuYu]

Originally posted by Mondracon@Jun 19 2004, 10:08 AM
You wouldn't clean a pretzel off with baby wipes, those chemicals could be potentially hazardous for human consumption.
Depends on what you're cleaning and if he was eating the pretzel at all.

[Ningen]

Originally posted by Mondracon@Jun 19 2004, 10:05 AM
....

Thats the last time I try to enlighten people about sexuality. They'll have to talk to Dr. Phil or Martha Stewart or Bill Clinton or whoever is in charge of that stuff.
Dr. Drew talks about sex, silly. Not Dr. Phil.

[YuYu]

Dr. Phil, wassup with that?
http://www.european-events.co.uk/photos/court%20jester.jpg

[Ningen]

......................................?

[Metal Soldier]

*shows up about 2 hours to late with whip cream and cherries* GAH!!! I'm too late! Again!
http://members.lycos.co.uk/metalsoldier/pics/pedro.jpg

There's no telling what happened, it is improbable that so many people hit the board in such a limited time, but could have happened. It also could have been a lot spiders searching the board. Or it could be just a glitch.

[Ningen]

Isn't lying so close to a step like that hazardous to your head?

[Metal Soldier]

Yes, but poor Pedro is already dead.

[Ningen]

Originally posted by Metal Soldier@Jun 19 2004, 10:58 AM
Yes, but poor Pedro is already dead.
Dead and still producing lightningbolt-esque tears. He's a marvelous specimen.

[Metal Soldier]

Its because Fate likes to keep him around for some nookie on the side.

[Ningen]

So he's dead, but someone named Fate still does the nasty with him? Now I'm confused.

[Invader]

Low Self Esteem, Alchohol, condoms...
Mix well, Serves Two

[Metal Soldier]

Originally posted by Ningen@Jun 19 2004, 10:35 AM
So he's dead, but someone named Fate still does the nasty with him? Now I'm confused.
Fate was the wrong name actually. Maybe this will help...

Pedro (http://www.natsukianime.co.uk/excel/characters/c10.html)

Will of the Universe (http://www.natsukianime.co.uk/excel/characters/c9.html)

[Mondracon]

The early bird catches the worm. Or something like that.

[Metal Soldier]

*Vader voice* I have you now. */Vader voice*

I've still got the whipped cream and cherries. ^_^

[Geo]

I have a baaad feeling about this.

[NiGhTmArE]

Originally posted by Geo@Jun 19 2004, 07:05 PM
I have a baaad feeling about this.
You're not the only one...

[YuYu]

Word B)

[Mondracon]

:0

Really? Then we can have a fruit salad! Yum!

[Ningen]

I've got the banana and mangos!

[YuYu]

*Has lettice (Check Sp.) in hand*
Wheres the french dressing now?

[Mondracon]

No lettuce in Fruit Salad! >_<;;;

[YuYu]

... Tomatoes? You don't exactly know what they are. ;)

[Tsosczb]

Did anyone see that it happened again? I saw this first when it was over 800, then it steadily went down by 2 to 5 per second, all the way to practically zero.
http://www.freewebs.com/ininpa/stats.png

Damn, would you look at that quality, and only 6 kilobytes. lol.

[DaWarrior]

^^ Look at most users ever online haha