Guile's Uncle Counter

[Sir Laguna]

Day 0001


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[Joey]

This is so scary. This is like the countdown to the new millenium and everyone thought the Y2KBug was going to kill us all. I'm so scared we'll be shut down.

[Sir Laguna]

Do you always have to edit my posts without permission?

[Joey]

What?

[Tooth]

You know, its going to be funny when we really do get shut down lol

[Dai]

LOL ITS ALSO GOING TO BE FUNNY WHEN WE DONT

[Joey]

Like his uncle can do anything.

[Mondracon]

Who is his uncle anyway? Al Gore? You know Al Gore INVENTED the internet! *nods*

[Joey]

I heard about that....

[Dai]

BULLSHIT!

I created the interweb.

[Joey]

you did?

[Dai]

Originally posted by Joe@Jun 1 2004, 02:23 PM
you did?
Of course.

[Joey]

wow.

[Dai]

I know, you should be honored to know me.

[Mondracon]

I'm horrified to know you, does that count? ;)


Hehe!

[Dai]

As long as you know me.

[Joey]

Originally posted by Kikoho@Jun 1 2004, 02:27 PM
I know, you should be honored to know me.
IN YOUR FACE AL GORE! I KNOW THE TRUE BESTEST DUDE EVAR! HE WORKS FOR THE CIA AND INVENTED THE WEB! OH YEAH! DAI IS SO BETTER THAN YOU GORE!

[Dai]

B)

[Mondracon]

Kik's icon looks like a vaguely erotic jellyfish, or the playboy bunny, I'm not sure.

[Dai]

IT's the playboy bunny, it's the charm on my necklace.

[Joey]

a jellyfish, lol

[Flava]

are you scared???? well you should be .... coz youre on scare tactics!!!!

there wont happen anything...

[YuYu]

It'd be funny if we were actually Punk'D...

Wait, no it wouldn't. Excuse my dumbass-ness.

[Sir Laguna]

Day 0002


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[Bazee]

0002?
Then it is just 9998 days left for out doom...

[Yari]

I invented the interwarped-net, it's coming in a few years. It's like the internet but spamless, n00bless, and coolness is expected. You can do so much. It's like AOL without parent controls
Customize your e-mail completly
Color code everything
No more lags or loading times
Free domains and hosting
Flash desktops
Make your imaginations come to life with the imagination importer (import your thougts)
Anything else you can thing of

[Sir Laguna]

Day 0003


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[Sir Laguna]

Day 0004


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[Miyazaki]

shut & up & ppl & my & uncle & is & gunna & shut & this & palce & down & you & will & all & regret & making & fun & of & me & and & my & real & skills & once & my & uncle & is & ready & hes & just & at & work & making & millions & more & then & you & and & and & has & no & time & were & gunna & make & u & pay &

[Mondracon]

When I rule the world, I will shut this forum down and make an entire country dedicated to DBZ, Naruto and porn, and this country will be run by the mods.

[Sir Laguna]

Oh, sco-ore.

P.S. Damn that Angelfire image! I'm so banning you just for that.

[misst]

she's mine =P

[Sir Laguna]

Shush ya lezzie =P

[misst]

only on weekends ;)

[Sir Laguna]

Go have sex with a woman =P

[misst]

but you're not here! ahahahahahaha

that was good, admit it =d

[Sir Laguna]

It hurt. =(

Ow, my ego.

[misst]

aww well if I dont fail then I can have the sexzorz with you later =)

[Sir Laguna]

Yay but I'm wearing my cowboy hat =d

[misst]

...rar! ride em cowboy XD

[Sir Laguna]

Buckin' bronco =F

or fuckin' bra... eheheheh XD

[misst]

boooo bras suck! I've got ideas for that lasso..

[Sir Laguna]

I'll rope ya up, lil doggie =o

Then spank you, oooh.

Just like in the Old West. =F

[misst]

XD I'm going to stop right about now uhuh spankings =3

[Mondracon]

Someone should ban you for that John Layfi--err...I mean I'll fix my signature soon. Really.

[Sir Laguna]

You know you'd vote for him. If he were a politican. But he kinda looks like one in that sig.

Besides, he's hardly a stereotypical wrestler, is he?

[Mondracon]

Um...he looks big, tall and meaty... isn't that typical for wrestling? Yes/No?

[Sir Laguna]

He wears a suit and doesn't go "grr me strong, me smash you"

Typical for wrestling? Yes/No?

Besides, 6'6", 297 pounds of muscle isn't THAT big.

[Seraph]

I hate wrestling. Therefore I hate that hat he's wearing.

[misst]

o.o;

I'd run screaming from you if you were that size

[Mondracon]

He smiles too, thats kinda weird. Are you sure he isn't a porn star instead? Yes/No?

<Mistt>: No reason to be scared, I've taken down guys that big in one kick. XD And then you keep them down-- usually an elbow to the kidney does the trick. *evil laughter*

[Seraph]

No you wouldn't.

[Sir Laguna]

Originally posted by Mondracon@Jun 4 2004, 05:50 PM
He smiles too, thats kinda weird. Are you sure he isn't a porn star instead? Yes/No?
Nope, he's just a rich wrestling guy. With a hat. You should see his limo.

http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v73/sirlaguna/3.jpg

Ah, there it is. It's great.

[sinep]

That's really not helping the image of Americans.

[Mondracon]

The wheels on the limo go round and round, round and round, round and round.

The...cow on the limo goes moo moo moo...moo moo moo...

[Sir Laguna]

If you ever bothered to click that music link I had up...

[Seraph]

Oh you don't have much of an image left really.

[Sir Laguna]

Day 0005


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[SSJ Saiyakid]

o.O This is a first. A Global Moderator making a topic like this. o.O

It's alright for an Administrator and even a Forum Moderator. But when a Global Moderator does it, it signals the apolcalypse. Now. You thee. Go get me a dictionary so I can find out what apolocalypse means. And how to spell it.

[Seraph]

Apocalypse; end of the world.

[SSJ Saiyakid]

*Has just had her stupidity taken away from her by Seraph*

No fair... Uh, thanks.

[Sir Laguna]

...no, there's always going to be a glut of that...

[Miyazaki]

gdfghfdjghfdjgfdkghfdjghfdjghjfdghjkfdhgjfhgkfhgkj dfgg
Nvm. nothing was here.... damn new rules...

[Sir Laguna]

New rules. Check them out.

[Manda]

Wow...words can descirbe this one individual.

[Sir Laguna]

Day 0006


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[SSJ Saiyakid]

Seriously, maybe this topic is taking it a bit too far, don't you think?

[Sir Laguna]

Yeah, but I don't care what you think, really so...

Day 0007


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[SSJ Saiyakid]

Fine... *Spams topic up*

[Miyazaki]

I lika
do tha
chaha.... chacha
like... a... little sissy girl.
*we're sorrya, we seem to be having technical
difficulties*
''Are we back? yes go on"

in other news today: the prime minister of sweden came
to washington dc and my tiny little nipples went to
france
*was taht on teh scirpt? no it wasn't*

Ermmm, eerrmm, can I (vooice toen goes up) get some
(voice tone goes up more) water, thanks ermm, *drinks*
ermm ok.. ermm...
pwahguwoaehglawefjalwdfhaosdfa PEE PEE! erm...
ghwahgagbah GA!GA!muhahnmmwahshshhehahahh Chcuch hcuhc
huch erm...

[YuYu]

Originally posted by SSJ Saiyakid@Jun 7 2004, 03:40 PM
Fine... *Spams topic up*
Quiet nub!!!11


B)

[Miyazaki]

Originally posted by SSJ Saiyakid@Jun 7 2004, 02:40 PM
Fine... *Spams topic up*
You should actually spam the topic, not lie and say you are.

[Mondracon]

Spam, spam, spam and spam, eggs and spam, beans and spam, spam!

HELLO MRS. CUTTOUT!

[Sir Laguna]

Day 0008


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[Mondracon]

The magic number 8.

[Sir Laguna]

Here's the magic number shut the hell up.

Zing.

[Mondracon]

You shouldn't be having PMS, I'd get that looked at.

[Sir Laguna]

And you should get your inability to shut the hell up looked at.

Zing.

[Mondracon]

No.

ZING ZING!

Whatever the hell that is.

ZING

[Sir Laguna]

That counts as a flame, you're so banned.

[Mondracon]

I fight fire with fire, Mr. Flaming Flamer.

ZING ZING ZING! zing zing....ZING! ZING! SING! (Beethoven's 5th Symphony, yah.)


PS-- Who is going to ban you?

[Sir Laguna]

Day 0009


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[Mondracon]

Can I talk now? Or do I need a license?

[Sir Laguna]

Fine, you can talk, because I'm so kind as to allow it.

[Mondracon]

I'd love you and hump your leg with gratitude but that is misst's job.

[Sir Laguna]

Indeed it is, you're better off humping her. Or Kik.

[Mondracon]

*ponder*

But they didn't say I could talk yet. Maybe I'll just bake them a plate of brownies instead.

[Sir Laguna]

Well, misst allows everyone to talk, except 4-TEX. Besides you're the only one that can quench her raging lesbian desires.

[Mondracon]

No that was Sinep, who abandoned us. Now we will all die as the full force of misst's hormones are unleashed upon the forum.

Been nice knowing y'all.

[Sir Laguna]

And people like to think it's just men who suffer from Raging Hormone Disorder.

[Mondracon]

Those people, sir, are idiots and never heard of the words "Multiple Orgasm."

[Sir Laguna]

Or-gas-am?

[Mondracon]

....

Don't play stupid with me, you read Adult Novels for lighter fluid while you barbecue alone, you know what they are.

[Sir Laguna]

I only read them for the plot and storyline and not for the bi-sexual schoolboy and girl orgy.

[Mondracon]

....

Uh...huh. The story line being what?

Lil Susie tripped, tore her skirt and suddenly everyone wanted poontang?

[Sir Laguna]

No no no.

She's in a boarding school, she does gym, she goes in the shower so does her female gym teacher, they have sex. She goes home and masturbates about her earlier exploits. Then the next day on her way home from school, she gets drunk with her two friends, and they all have sex in a field. The teacher from before catches them and the girl has to go to her house that night. There they spank each other a bunch before the headmistress catches them.

She gets sent to a farm to work hard and straighten up. Then has sex with the owner and several farm-hands as well as being spanked. Then her school friends visit and they all have sex.

Then they enter some sort of perv spank contest to beat some leery man the girl knew in the past. They all have a bunch of sex and then they win. The girl realises she prefers dominating rather than be dominated. Then she spanks her friend. And has sex.

Then she goes home and has sex and masturbates.

It got a Pulitzer.

[Mondracon]

...

You mean PULLitzer. Cause I don't see a plot in there.

[Sir Laguna]

The plot is that she needs to win the whole perv contest to beat the leery business man who's a friend of her fathers. Duh.

[Mondracon]

The pun still stands. Plot thin porno books are not going to win a Pulitzer.

[Sir Laguna]

Well, they should.

[SDJ]

36 days

best bump in history

[misst]

god, reading about adult perv novels makes me want to have another go

[Infinito[TSH]]

Originally posted by Sir Laguna@Jun 9 2004, 05:22 PM
No no no.

She's in a boarding school, she does gym, she goes in the shower so does her female gym teacher, they have sex. She goes home and masturbates about her earlier exploits. Then the next day on her way home from school, she gets drunk with her two friends, and they all have sex in a field. The teacher from before catches them and the girl has to go to her house that night. There they spank each other a bunch before the headmistress catches them.

She gets sent to a farm to work hard and straighten up. Then has sex with the owner and several farm-hands as well as being spanked. Then her school friends visit and they all have sex.

Then they enter some sort of perv spank contest to beat some leery man the girl knew in the past. They all have a bunch of sex and then they win. The girl realises she prefers dominating rather than be dominated. Then she spanks her friend. And has sex.

Then she goes home and has sex and masturbates.

It got a Pulitzer.
This is totaly perverted. And I like it.

[Geo]

Wait, the count stopped.
Are we closed down yet?
Has Guile done it!

[Invader]

Originally posted by Sir Laguna@Jun 9 2004, 11:22 AM
No no no.

She's in a boarding school, she does gym, she goes in the shower so does her female gym teacher, they have sex. She goes home and masturbates about her earlier exploits. Then the next day on her way home from school, she gets drunk with her two friends, and they all have sex in a field. The teacher from before catches them and the girl has to go to her house that night. There they spank each other a bunch before the headmistress catches them.

She gets sent to a farm to work hard and straighten up. Then has sex with the owner and several farm-hands as well as being spanked. Then her school friends visit and they all have sex.

Then they enter some sort of perv spank contest to beat some leery man the girl knew in the past. They all have a bunch of sex and then they win. The girl realises she prefers dominating rather than be dominated. Then she spanks her friend. And has sex.

Then she goes home and has sex and masturbates.

It got a Pulitzer.
*Sniff* ...*Sniff*...I...I....

[Seraph]

Another remotely decent topic fucked up.

Please refrain from posting such wonderful stories like that in future. It borders on written pornography.

Oh, and no bitching. There's google for the more desperate members out there.

[misst]

well you're a month late on your moding, way to go =P

[Conexion]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm e-mailing those pulitzer people and demanding a section for amazing novels like that... made me cry... :'(

[Mondracon]

Ironically its a mod modding another mod. The Mods Must Be Crazy.

[misst]

we're missing the bestestested mod of all ;_; *tear*

[Mondracon]

What happened to Laguooooonaaaa? He was here last week...and now he's gone...again?

Was Ireland invaded by Rabid Space Hedgehogs or something?

[misst]

he broke his puter, again

[Mondracon]

He should look at less porn.

[Seraph]

I thought it was Mondracon who wrote it.

[Mondracon]

You wish I did, Big Boy. You need to read more carefully.

[Gohi]

I love you.

[Mondracon]

I know. You are forgiven.

[Metal Soldier]

Sometimes I question your insanity Mondracon.

[Metal Soldier]

Oh, and go look at my LJ and update your's sometime.

[Mondracon]

Sometimes I question the existence of this all powerful Cheese which is spoken of.

For those of you who can't notice the obvious...

Loving me is a Sin.

[Gohi]

I did last night. Nothing much to comment on.

Can I steal those quizzes?

[Metal Soldier]

I steal them all the time.

[Gohi]

Okay

LOOK AT MY LJ OMGZ!

[Mondracon]

....

*breaks Gohi's arms in 6 places*

Don't.

[Gohi]

:(

How'd you know I was gonna feel the bunny up?

*sex gaara*

[Mondracon]

I'm a super powerful, high-energy, multi-dimensional being and you wonder HOW?

I'd tell you how but your frail mortal mind couldn't handle it.

[YuYu]

buneh secks make me horneh :wub:

[Mondracon]

And 30 seconds with a .50 caliber machine gun will make you DEAD.

[YuYu]

I love how Mondy speaks crimin-al to me. :wub:

[Yari]

Day 0111


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[Tsosczb]

Wow, who cares anymore.

[Miyazaki]

Hey, I do.

[Tsosczb]

Ok, sure. http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/other/sly.gif

[Rykon]

Wow, maybe you should listen to your member title Tsosczb.

[Gohi]

Burnt.

Hey Ricky.

[Heavy_P]

Why the fuck was this topic brought back from the dead?

[YuYu]

Close it FALUUUUUGG

[Y]

good game.