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Geo
12-21-2003, 07:08 PM
Hello there.
Every so often I will interview a member of the DBZSC forums and post the interview here.
If you wish to be interviewed, PM me, but I have plans of who to do up until Febuary. Please do not post within this board if all you want to say is "Do me! I rock!"
Thank you.
Geo.

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Entex(A.k.a-Teen Gohan) The Interview

Geo: Hello Teen Gohan, how are you today?
Teen Gohan: my name is entex....
Geo: Erm...ok Entex, how are you today?
Entex: good, thank you
Geo: Good Good. So, your a sig maker on DBZSC forums, is that correct?
Entex: wweeeell, I dont go there as much as I used to but I guess u can say that
Geo: Nice nice. So do you draw in your spare time? Graphics and drawing are usually closely related.
Entex: actually, yes
Geo: Ever drew a nudist?
Entex: ill be posting my drawings shortly after christmas, ill have a scanner then
Entex: nudist, nope
Geo: I see....ever thought about it?
Entex: girl? maybe
GeoS: What about a man.
Entex: hell no son!
Geo: So you wouldnt draw a male nudist?
Entex: neva
Geo: Not even for a million dollars?
Entex: nope
Geo: Wow, you really stick by your word dont you?
Entex: yep
Geo: 10 Million
Entex: no!
Geo: 10 Million and a pack of pokemon cards?
Entex: hmmmm....... 75% no
Geo: Ok....moving on, what would you say is your main passion in life?
Entex: passion...
Entex: whats a passion?
Geo: What you enjoy doing more than anything. Please remeber that younger DBZSC visitors will possibly read this.
Entex: hmmmmmm
Entex: thats a toughie
Geo: No thoughts?
Entex: hows this, no comment at this time
Geo: Ok. Can I quote you on that?
Entex: yes
Geo: Good good.
So whats your opinion on christmas since it is approaching fast. Good? Bad?
Entex: good, I like spending time with my family...................somewhat................. .
Geo: Thats nice to know.
Geo: So what are your new year revolutions going to be?
Entex: u mean resolutions?
Entex: no comment, quoteable
Geo: Yes. Sorry, I cant get that movie out of my head. It was crap wasnt it?
Entex: si
Geo: (For anyone who doesnt understand, thats french for yes)
Entex: spanish u mean
Geo: Excuse me. Who is the reporter here?
Entex: me
Entex: *hits you*
Entex: *steals pen and paper*
Geo: Damn. Too Smart.
Geo: Well ok, one last question entex
Geo: What do you want to say to all the kids out there who read this?
Entex: uuummm
Entex: dont do drugs, you might dance
Geo: Wise Words from a wise man. Thank you for cooperating Entex.

Onigex
12-21-2003, 07:13 PM
I was about to post something like that only A VH1 Behind the posts......man. Oh well I think yours are kewl. I think the questions are kind of strange.=/

Entex
12-21-2003, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by SSalex13@Dec 21 2003, 06:13 PM
I think the questions are kind of strange.=/
yes, he was violating my personal space...

Gohi
12-21-2003, 07:20 PM
DO ME NEXT DO ME NEXT!

^___________^

Ahem, sorry. THis is a great idea Geo.

Onigex
12-21-2003, 07:21 PM
read what he said faggot. He said not to write that down.

Gohi
12-21-2003, 07:22 PM
It was a joke. I made a comment about how great of an idea this was.

Sir Laguna
12-21-2003, 07:23 PM
Do NOT, I repeat do NOT use me in this.

Also, would you two stop with this pointless fued...?

Gohi
12-21-2003, 07:24 PM
First of all it's spelt feud.

2nd of all: I'm trying to avoid it. She's the one who got ticked off and said that hurtful comment.

Onigex
12-21-2003, 07:24 PM
Sorry I have problems. And why not laguna?
[edit] hurtful? tht's funny....

Gohi
12-21-2003, 07:25 PM
Probably because of the weird questions...

[Edit: I didn't mean it hurt my feelings, I meant it could potentially hurt somebody's feelings, making the comment thusly: hurtful.]

Sir Laguna
12-21-2003, 07:26 PM
Both of you, just don't respond to each other, Insane has rules, I've given a lot of space to both of you but I don't want you both warned to 60 and 80% respectivly.

Onigex
12-21-2003, 07:26 PM
They are strange....but I am too ......so I will participate I already PMed him.

misst
12-21-2003, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by son gohi@Dec 21 2003, 06:24 PM
First of all it's spelt feud.

2nd of all: I'm trying to avoid it. She's the one who got ticked off and said that hurtful comment.
but what about the old rule, "e" before "u" except after "f"?

Onigex
12-21-2003, 07:30 PM
what the......? You are so cute you little kitten!
^ ^
= ^=

Gohi
12-21-2003, 07:30 PM
Trust me, it's feud.

Red
12-21-2003, 07:31 PM
son gohis right, its spelled F-E-U-D. Now off this and back onto the topic.




Im first hehe...

Onigex
12-21-2003, 07:31 PM
what about family fued? I dunno how to spell I will shut up right...::tick tock:: ..........now.

misst
12-21-2003, 07:33 PM
when did I turn into a kitten again? lol

Gohi
12-21-2003, 07:34 PM
Hey Budokai Guy you are cool. Want to be friends? ^______^

You don't need to be on topic in insane!

Onigex
12-21-2003, 07:35 PM
LOl. somehow that is very strange coming out from you LOL.
misst I said you wll always be a kitten.=^.^=

misst
12-21-2003, 07:37 PM
kitty face n_n

Red
12-21-2003, 07:38 PM
<_< >_> (')_(') (.)_(.) Okay.....
(o)_(0)

Onigex
12-21-2003, 07:39 PM
.......... KIRBY!::plays austin powers music:: <("<) <( " )> (>")>

Red
12-21-2003, 07:46 PM
yup............ <("<)
o o

Onigex
12-21-2003, 07:52 PM
Oh yeah baby yeah!

Gohi
12-21-2003, 09:23 PM
So are you trying to have sex with the keyboard again or something?

Enraged Gohan
12-21-2003, 09:37 PM
So are you trying to have sex with the keyboard again or something?

Okay... Dude that just isn`t right...

Blue
12-21-2003, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Enraged Gohan@Dec 21 2003, 08:37 PM
Okay... Dude that just isn`t right...
Ok..Do you have ANYTHING to say?...Also. When will we see more interviews?

Onigex
12-21-2003, 10:32 PM
no gohi I'm immitating Austin if you must know.

Geo
12-22-2003, 01:40 PM
I was planning on doing one certain someone, but they said no.
I have some idea's of people id quite like to do.
Then there are the hoards of people who have PM'd me.
But ill try to do one before New Year.

Isaac
12-22-2003, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by Geo@Dec 21 2003, 06:08 PM
Hello there.
Every so often I will interview a member of the DBZSC forums and post the interview here.
If you wish to be interviewed, PM me, but I have plans of who to do up until Febuary. Please do not post within this board if all you want to say is "Do me! I rock!"
Thank you.
Geo.

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Entex(A.k.a-Teen Gohan) The Interview

Geo: Hello Teen Gohan, how are you today?
Teen Gohan: my name is entex....
Geo: Erm...ok Entex, how are you today?
Entex: good, thank you
Geo: Good Good. So, your a sig maker on DBZSC forums, is that correct?
Entex: wweeeell, I dont go there as much as I used to but I guess u can say that
Geo: Nice nice. So do you draw in your spare time? Graphics and drawing are usually closely related.
Entex: actually, yes
Geo: Ever drew a nudist?
Entex: ill be posting my drawings shortly after christmas, ill have a scanner then
Entex: nudist, nope
Geo: I see....ever thought about it?
Entex: girl? maybe
GeoS: What about a man.
Entex: hell no son!
Geo: So you wouldnt draw a male nudist?
Entex: neva
Geo: Not even for a million dollars?
Entex: nope
Geo: Wow, you really stick by your word dont you?
Entex: yep
Geo: 10 Million
Entex: no!
Geo: 10 Million and a pack of pokemon cards?
Entex: hmmmm....... 75% no
Geo: Ok....moving on, what would you say is your main passion in life?
Entex: passion...
Entex: whats a passion?
Geo: What you enjoy doing more than anything. Please remeber that younger DBZSC visitors will possibly read this.
Entex: hmmmmmm
Entex: thats a toughie
Geo: No thoughts?
Entex: hows this, no comment at this time
Geo: Ok. Can I quote you on that?
Entex: yes
Geo: Good good.
So whats your opinion on christmas since it is approaching fast. Good? Bad?
Entex: good, I like spending time with my family...................somewhat................. .
Geo: Thats nice to know.
Geo: So what are your new year revolutions going to be?
Entex: u mean resolutions?
Entex: no comment, quoteable
Geo: Yes. Sorry, I cant get that movie out of my head. It was crap wasnt it?
Entex: si
Geo: (For anyone who doesnt understand, thats french for yes)
Entex: spanish u mean
Geo: Excuse me. Who is the reporter here?
Entex: me
Entex: *hits you*
Entex: *steals pen and paper*
Geo: Damn. Too Smart.
Geo: Well ok, one last question entex
Geo: What do you want to say to all the kids out there who read this?
Entex: uuummm
Entex: dont do drugs, you might dance
Geo: Wise Words from a wise man. Thank you for cooperating Entex.
lmao - funny stuff there :)

Flugigo
12-24-2003, 02:40 AM
Hmm..it would be interesting to Interview XZ. Or maybe on of the other Staff Members. (Including Me!) Hahah!

Nice job. I look forward to reading more!

Celipa
12-24-2003, 03:01 AM
nah, I would be fun to interview.

What is your name?
Celipa: ...
Well?
Celipa: ...
b00b pix plz?
Celipa: go to hell, you perverted SOB
uh, sorry...
Celipa: quite alright

...

And that would be about it. Ask Laguna, I'm a thrill to talk to on AIM

Tiger B
12-24-2003, 03:15 AM
Iam interested in this Interviewing thing... Geo... *Cough*... *Pulls out a 50$*... ;)

Geo
12-24-2003, 03:07 PM
Yeah, great, sure, but I have never even seen you around here before.
Even though you have been here since June.
*Looks shifty*

Flugigo...can we talk over a hot cup of mocha?
((Dont worry everyone who has already booked an "apointment" with the interview doctor))

Geo
12-24-2003, 04:00 PM
Sorry for the double post, but I thought you should know, I have just had a quickie with Flugigo and it was awesome. We got some really good stuff down, and its all in the christams spirit. I hope you enjoy this.
Another interview should be up soon after christmas.
Thank you.
Geo.

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Flugigo The Interview

Geo: Hello there. Flugigo isnt it?
Flugigo: Correct.
Flugigo: Am I Right?
Geo: I dont know, its your name
Flugigo: Mine?
Geo: Yes. Yours.
Flugigo: I see...
Geo: Im the funny one here buster.
Flugigo: Oh?
Geo: Yes.
Flugigo: Darn.
Geo: Now-You are a moderator on the DBZSC forums, am I correct Mr "Am I? Oh? Darn?"
Flugigo: Close. Dbzsc Staff. But still, yes a Moderator.
Geo: So what powers do you have Mr Wizard?
Flugigo: I can do the Cha-Cha.
Geo: On the forums silly.
Flugigo: Oh... Um... The Cha-Cha.
Geo: I would insult you in a heavy manner but I dont want to recieve a warning when I post this.
Flugigo: Oh yea. Warning. Do that I can.
Geo: Nice. Who have you warned in the last week?
Flugigo: I dont think anyone.
Geo: Ever banned anyone?
Flugigo: Nope. Moderators cannot Ban... only the Dictator Admins.
Geo: ...Your too smart...
Flugigo: I know.
Geo: Who WOULD you ban if you could?
Flugigo: Um...
Geo: Give us some dirt here
Flugigo: There is this guy named Geo. You see, he's really annoying. And he ---
Flugigo: Yea.
Geo: That is so stinky non funny.
Flugigo: It is, isn't it?
Geo: Yes.
Geo: So are you wetting your pants about christams, or just wetting your pants?
Flugigo: Um... I'm actually Wetting my Pants Over New Years.
Flugigo: If you must know.
Geo: Why? Whats so special about that?
Flugigo: 2004.
Flugigo: It's a number.
Geo: Im more excited about 3000.
Flugigo: Will you be alive to see it?
Geo: You watch me.
Flugigo: I'll make a Note to Watch you in 3000.
Geo: Good.
Flugigo: Done.
Geo: So what are you going to do over...erm...tommorow
Flugigo: Open Presents.
Geo: What are you getting? Any harmful weapons?
Flugigo: No, not after what happened last year.
Geo: You used to love weaponary when me and you were in the DBZSC Radio Talk show Season 1/2
Geo: Remeber that? Good times...
Flugigo: I never read that.
Flugigo: When was this?
Geo: Oh. You killed a few people around 4/5 months ago.
Flugigo: With what?
Flugigo: And who?
Flugigo: And why?
Flugigo: And how?
Geo: Knives, Guns, Joe, Bodily functions, usual stuff. And those answer the other 3 questions aswell
Flugigo: Oh yea. Hahah. I don't remember.
Flugigo: I wish I did.
Geo: Good times.
Flugigo: They sound like they were.
Geo: So who is your best friend on the forums?
Flugigo: Probably Vengence. Since I know him in real life.
Flugigo: Relatively new member.
Geo: So how far has that friendship gone flugigo?
Flugigo: What do you mean...>.>
Geo: Any social intercource? Study time?
Flugigo: No.
Geo: The public must know.
Flugigo: They must... no.
Flugigo: I can't say.
Flugigo: I musn't.
Flugigo: So, who is YOUR best Friend on the Forums?
Geo: My Best friend? Who's the interviewer here?
Flugigo: Um.. you?
Geo: YEAH!
Geo: And who asks the questions in an interview??!
Flugigo: Um... the interviewer?
Geo: So what did Flugigo do wrong?
Flugigo: Ask a question?
Geo: Yes.
Flugigo: I am so Smart.
Flugigo: I am the Samrtest person in the Whole Wlrod.
Geo: Yes. You will get a lollypop off santa for your stocking hole.
Flugigo: Weee.
Geo: So one last thing Flugigo, what do you want to say to all the kids out there in Fairyland?
Flugigo: Go look for Cosmo and Wanda.
Geo: Wise words from Santa's helper
Flugigo: I'mma Elf.
Geo: Goodbye and thank you Flug.
Flugigo: That's not my name.
Geo: Flugigo
Flugigo: Good Boy.

Flugigo
12-24-2003, 04:25 PM
I NEVER HAD THIS INTERVIEW! AHH!

Vengeance
12-24-2003, 04:32 PM
Man that shit is funny I hope I wont get interviewed cause im new O_o...wait I dont need to worry then.....uhh....yea

Tiger B
12-24-2003, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Geo@Dec 24 2003, 07:07 PM
Yeah, great, sure, but I have never even seen you around here before.
Even though you have been here since June.
*Looks shifty*
Heh... Yeah... I uhh... Heh... *Yanks Collar*... I Wonder where all those uhh... Heh... All those posts... All those posts wen-- *Runs*

But seriously. Iam interested in taking part in the interving experience, so I may share the knowledge Ive gathered whilst traveling the World in search for Aztec Gold, amongst the young'ns...

Flugigo
12-24-2003, 05:01 PM
Note: I did have this interview. my Previous Post was a Joke.

Da Notorious KIK
12-24-2003, 05:41 PM
Do Ningen.

DarkSaiya-jin
12-24-2003, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by Geo@Dec 24 2003, 08:00 PM
Flugigo The Interview

Geo: Hello there. Flugigo isnt it?
Flugigo: Correct.
Flugigo: Am I Right?
Geo: I dont know, its your name
Flugigo: Mine?
Geo: Yes. Yours.
Flugigo: I see...
Geo: Im the funny one here buster.
Flugigo: Oh?
Geo: Yes.
Flugigo: Darn.
Geo: Now-You are a moderator on the DBZSC forums, am I correct Mr "Am I? Oh? Darn?"
Flugigo: Close. Dbzsc Staff. But still, yes a Moderator.
Geo: So what powers do you have Mr Wizard?
Flugigo: I can do the Cha-Cha.
Geo: On the forums silly.
Flugigo: Oh... Um... The Cha-Cha.
Geo: I would insult you in a heavy manner but I dont want to recieve a warning when I post this.
Flugigo: Oh yea. Warning. Do that I can.
Geo: Nice. Who have you warned in the last week?
Flugigo: I dont think anyone.
Geo: Ever banned anyone?
Flugigo: Nope. Moderators cannot Ban... only the Dictator Admins.
Geo: ...Your too smart...
Flugigo: I know.
Geo: Who WOULD you ban if you could?
Flugigo: Um...
Geo: Give us some dirt here
Flugigo: There is this guy named Geo. You see, he's really annoying. And he ---
Flugigo: Yea.
Geo: That is so stinky non funny.
Flugigo: It is, isn't it?
Geo: Yes.
Geo: So are you wetting your pants about christams, or just wetting your pants?
Flugigo: Um... I'm actually Wetting my Pants Over New Years.
Flugigo: If you must know.
Geo: Why? Whats so special about that?
Flugigo: 2004.
Flugigo: It's a number.
Geo: Im more excited about 3000.
Flugigo: Will you be alive to see it?
Geo: You watch me.
Flugigo: I'll make a Note to Watch you in 3000.
Geo: Good.
Flugigo: Done.
Geo: So what are you going to do over...erm...tommorow
Flugigo: Open Presents.
Geo: What are you getting? Any harmful weapons?
Flugigo: No, not after what happened last year.
Geo: You used to love weaponary when me and you were in the DBZSC Radio Talk show Season 1/2
Geo: Remeber that? Good times...
Flugigo: I never read that.
Flugigo: When was this?
Geo: Oh. You killed a few people around 4/5 months ago.
Flugigo: With what?
Flugigo: And who?
Flugigo: And why?
Flugigo: And how?
Geo: Knives, Guns, Joe, Bodily functions, usual stuff. And those answer the other 3 questions aswell
Flugigo: Oh yea. Hahah. I don't remember.
Flugigo: I wish I did.
Geo: Good times.
Flugigo: They sound like they were.
Geo: So who is your best friend on the forums?
Flugigo: Probably Vengence. Since I know him in real life.
Flugigo: Relatively new member.
Geo: So how far has that friendship gone flugigo?
Flugigo: What do you mean...>.>
Geo: Any social intercource? Study time?
Flugigo: No.
Geo: The public must know.
Flugigo: They must... no.
Flugigo: I can't say.
Flugigo: I musn't.
Flugigo: So, who is YOUR best Friend on the Forums?
Geo: My Best friend? Who's the interviewer here?
Flugigo: Um.. you?
Geo: YEAH!
Geo: And who asks the questions in an interview??!
Flugigo: Um... the interviewer?
Geo: So what did Flugigo do wrong?
Flugigo: Ask a question?
Geo: Yes.
Flugigo: I am so Smart.
Flugigo: I am the Samrtest person in the Whole Wlrod.
Geo: Yes. You will get a lollypop off santa for your stocking hole.
Flugigo: Weee.
Geo: So one last thing Flugigo, what do you want to say to all the kids out there in Fairyland?
Flugigo: Go look for Cosmo and Wanda.
Geo: Wise words from Santa's helper
Flugigo: I'mma Elf.
Geo: Goodbye and thank you Flug.
Flugigo: That's not my name.
Geo: Flugigo
Flugigo: Good Boy.
Hahahahaha......funny....

Red
12-24-2003, 07:33 PM
hey Geo you said youd interveiw me, what happened???

Flugigo
12-24-2003, 07:35 PM
You probably wern't on.

Y
12-24-2003, 07:45 PM
Why not do me? I'm sure the conversation would be... interesting.

Naemi
12-24-2003, 07:51 PM
Woah.. That's... Eh... Great.

Invader
12-24-2003, 08:25 PM
Hello Geo, id love to be intervied it seems like something interesting, Iv never met you but you seem like a good...interviewer....(PMed ge already)

Sir Laguna
12-25-2003, 05:40 AM
Sigh, I'll do it then too

misst
12-25-2003, 09:46 PM
misst: penis

and so on for about half a page

Gohi
12-25-2003, 09:54 PM
Oh come on... I'm cool man, I'm cool! You'd be all... woah... and I'd be all... too cool for ya eh?

Ecko
12-25-2003, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by Budokai Guy@Dec 24 2003, 03:33 PM
hey Geo you said youd interveiw me, what happened???
Because he doesn't like you.

j/k I dunno if he likes you or hates you.

This could be interesting.. Maybe I'll do it if your schedule is't too busy.

Geo
12-26-2003, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by Y The Alien@Dec 24 2003, 06:45 PM
Why not do me? I'm sure the conversation would be... interesting.
If your offering, im prepared to get my buttocks verbally beaten.

Now to avoid any confussion (and me getting any more PM's in the near future) here is the list of interviews I plan to do in no particular order.

Y the Alien
Sir Laguna
Seed
Budokai Guy
Misst
Everyone that has PM'd me SO FAR

Now read this, please dont PM until I have either finished all of the above, or I open the PM session again.

Red
12-26-2003, 08:41 PM
tick tock tick tock tick tock..................

Invader
12-27-2003, 12:41 PM
Hey arent I suppose to be on that list? Oh well, (trying to keep this topic alive)

Geo
01-10-2004, 10:23 AM
...
This appears to have lost the Sir Laguna Interview..

therapist
01-12-2004, 08:07 PM
Is this still going on or what?

Joey
01-12-2004, 09:32 PM
When is the next interview?

Red
01-12-2004, 11:31 PM
He interveiwed me about 2 weeks ago, and maybe hes re-writing Lagunas review

Geo
01-13-2004, 01:01 PM
Firstly, I will have two more interviews up by the end of the week.
Budokai, we need to redo that (PC crashed before I could save)

Joey
01-13-2004, 05:50 PM
He interviewed me about a week ago, but I think he could be upset about the way I treated him.......

Geo
01-13-2004, 05:53 PM
No, Its on my fathers computer, and I dont visit him until thursday.
I get treated pretty roughly.
Especially by <cut by mod>.

Red
01-13-2004, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by Geo@Jan 13 2004, 12:01 PM
Firstly, I will have two more interviews up by the end of the week.
Budokai, we need to redo that (PC crashed before I could save)
Thank God, that review we did pretty much blows.

Joey
01-16-2004, 05:16 PM
bump

Geo
01-16-2004, 05:33 PM
I slipped.
I have Joe's interview on my fathers computer...
Which lies around 25 miles away..
Therefore, I have dug out the legendary laguna interview for you my children.

Sir Laguna-The Interview

Geo: Hello ther Laguna, how are you today?
Laguna: Fine, fine, good, headache, pretty bad actually, terrible... good.
Geo: Thats good to hear. So on with the questions.
Geo: Any suggestions?
Laguna: ...uh, no, just go with the flow...?
Geo: ok. So on the forums your possibly one of the best loved irish 18 year olds, how do you feel about that?
Laguna: Well, being loved is natural when you're supremly superior to everyone ever to have exsisted. Ever.
Geo: Even Romeo?
Laguna: Oh, don't get me started on him. It's not like I don't like him but he's a whiney git. Hell, I like men, I like lots of men. And you can quote me on that.
Geo: Quoted. SO you believe your love making skills are above Romeos?
Laguna: Well, he's slightly, how can I put this... dead, right now so no-one really wants him. Except misst.
Geo: Misst. So whats the connection between you two? Everyone loves celebrity sex. Tell us.
Geo: Gossip boy!
Laguna: Well, it's a long story that's really rather short. You see, she is simply a Lagunaite, a fanatic like 75% of Earth's population. Sure I've had sex with her, but, well, I've had sex with everyone on these forums.
Geo: Intresting. So what would you say to her and all the other Laguna lovers.
Laguna: Just keep on supporting me, the L-Man's gonna be here a long time. Also, recycle litter.
Geo: So your into Economy?
Laguna: Well, one has to be to be able to invest your wages wisely. Chemical warfare, supporting 'one-party' governments, you know, normal investments.
Geo: True, true. So whats been your highlight of 2003 now we near the end?
Laguna: Well, there were so many magical moments really, uh, when I became a mod, when I got that large cheese pizza, when I found that sock in my pudding, all fantastic moments, in fact there's now a National Sock Day because of it.
Geo: Wow. Sock day, that is spectacular. What about your famous Gimmicks
Laguna: Well, each gimmick is an extention of me. Like when I was French, I joined the French Army for 4 years in preparation and sat around in barracks watching other countries save us. Then when I was Saiyaman I had to fly around, saving the day, picked up a few wounds but my French training saw me get away safely.
Geo: Sacre bleu
Geo: So the peepulation wars, I understand that wounded you deeply?
Laguna: Oh of course, my only ambition was to spread unity throughout the world but it was met with much resistance from... lesser forms of life.
Geo: Sad but true. If your plan had sucseeded, where would it have led?
Laguna: Big merchandising deals. Action figures, lunch boxes, an animated series, the works!
Geo: What about you, where would you have been?
Laguna: Oh, nowhere special, we'd all have been equal, I would've just been slightly more equal on my throne at my Imperial Citadel.
Geo: So everyone is equal but some are more equal, am I correct?
Laguna: Oh, no, you're taking it out of context, everyone is equal, only I'M slightly more equal.
Geo: How slightly?
Laguna: Well, everyone gets equal rations of oats, while I get equal rations of every other food. They get one glass of water, I also get one glass of water, it's just a bigger glass, that's all.
Geo: Sounds cushy. What will become of the DBZSC forum members?
Laguna: Well all those I like will get to live in Compund A which will have state of the art features such as air, while the other 890 members will go to Death Ca... Compound B
Geo: Where will I go...
Laguna: Well, that would be an ecidemical matter
Geo: Why use big words?
Laguna: Big words blind the common people like lambs to the unholy slaughter
Geo: Friendly. Anyway, we are almost out of time. What would you like to say to everyone out there on the subject of bed?
Laguna: Bed is a place in which you sleep, not a trampoline, remember that.
Geo: Fine words. Maybe our paths will cross again one day Laguna when my imagination wans to work better. Goodbye and thank you for cooperating.
Laguna: No, thank you *bans*

Gohi
01-18-2004, 04:47 PM
Our interview is done!! ^_____^

misst
01-18-2004, 04:52 PM
it's my favourite, considering the parties involved

Sir Laguna
01-18-2004, 04:52 PM
I hate that interview.

Geo
01-18-2004, 04:53 PM
Way to give it away Gohi..
It'll be up by someday this week..
Bleh.

Gohi
01-18-2004, 04:53 PM
Sorry... you already said you would in the evil twin topic..

Visionary
01-18-2004, 05:12 PM
So it's most likely that you'll be interviewing the better known dbzsc members first, correct?

Joey
01-18-2004, 05:22 PM
Nah, just who he contacts first.


but, well, I've had sex with everyone on these forums.

HOW DARE YOU! You promised you wouldn't tell anyone about us!

Sir Laguna
01-18-2004, 05:24 PM
I know this has nothing to do with the interviews but...

HAHAHAHAHA JOE'S BUDOKAI LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP CHARACTER SUCKS!!!!

Geo
01-18-2004, 05:24 PM
Yes.
I have a to do list somewhere...
I know Seed's on it.
And Y the Alien if he's willing.

EDIT:: Joe posted the less official but more accurate answer first. Blast.

Joey
01-18-2004, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Sir Laguna@Jan 18 2004, 03:24 PM
I know this has nothing to do with the interviews but...

HAHAHAHAHA JOE'S BUDOKAI LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP CHARACTER SUCKS!!!!
HAHAHA! LAGUNA'S BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING! wait.. no, thats not right. it cant be.....

misst
01-18-2004, 05:44 PM
Sir Laguna, verbal warning #1. I'm disappointed in you

Sir Laguna
01-18-2004, 05:46 PM
I hate smart-asses *warns*

misst
01-18-2004, 05:47 PM
you love my ass

Sir Laguna
01-18-2004, 05:47 PM
*warn eile*

misst
01-18-2004, 05:48 PM
improper use of moderating powers, I'm stripping you of the title!


mmm stripping =Q

Sir Laguna
01-18-2004, 05:49 PM
Purple ducks?

misst
01-18-2004, 05:51 PM
beastiality?

Joey
01-18-2004, 05:51 PM
My mom?

Sir Laguna
01-18-2004, 05:52 PM
Doing Joe's mom is beastality...

*dies*

Joey
01-18-2004, 05:53 PM
Damn hippies.

Sir Laguna
01-18-2004, 05:56 PM
Like Trunks? The loser in the Budokai League?

Gohi
01-18-2004, 06:01 PM
I'm giving you all a verbal bitch-slap. If you get 3 that'll be one bruise!

Joey
01-18-2004, 06:11 PM
Gohi-
http://www.raceworx.com/imabandwidththief/bitch%20slapped.gif

And to all you others who are wasting this topic with useless garbage, please continue in What The f*ck!?(the pinned topic in insane that I've now reopened to be blabbled in)

Sir Laguna
01-18-2004, 06:13 PM
...Budokai loser >.>

Geo
01-20-2004, 12:58 PM
Please refrain from filling my topic with virtual feses Laguna.
Now down to buisness.
As you may know, I recently discovered I had a long lost evil twin under the name of Gohi. We got together to discuss certain things and using highly advanced technology (a pen, paper and a over sized coat) I visited his lair.
Here are his plans and thoughts.
The Son Gohi Project

Geo: Hi there Son Gohi, and how are you today?
Gohi: Well, I suppose it would be polite or witty for me to say, "You should know."
Gohi: You should know
Geo: Very well
Geo: So, on with the interview, what have you been up to recently?
Gohi: Well, I've been doing some tap-dancing lessons
Gohi: You could say I'm "dancing up a storm" so to speak.
Geo: Any plans to commit a genocide on any little villiages?
Gohi: Oh believe me I would but , well I'm a little busy stalking people...
Geo: Ahh
Gohi: And I can't give out names...
Geo: Pity
Geo: Any plans to grow a goatee?
Gohi: Don't wanna make people think I'm one of those "threatening stalkers"
Gohi: I would... but I'd probably begin stabbing my face because I look like you.
Gohi: Aha. I jest
Geo: You do.
Geo: So, you have been classed on DBZSC as an annoying member. How do you take this?
Gohi: Well, basically I feel as if I should pretend to not give a shit and by doing so annoy people even more
Gohi: It's a good position that I hope to keep
Geo: Sounds fun. Sounds fun indeed.
Geo: Who inspired you to become so annoyingly evil then evil twin?
Gohi: Well a combo of you and Jack Black of Tenacious D
Geo: He does have an evil stare doesnt he
Gohi: Oh yes. Yes that he does
Gohi: I'd like to interview YOU now
Geo: Go ahead. I am prepared for anything your evil ways may throw at me BROTHER.
Gohi: So is it true that you think the holocaust is a myth?
Geo: Not at all. The Holocaust was real.
Gohi: Proof being?
Geo: Its in books.
Gohi: Yes... but it's also on the internet
Gohi: It seems you've almost prepaered for that question eagerly.
Geo: So is Bugs Bunny. Does that make him false?
Geo: I think not.
Gohi: You don't think> haha. But I jest again!
Gohi: Now you may continue your line of questioning... I may offend too many people
Geo: You always did brother..
Geo: So have you slept with Jack Black like you did myself and father?
Gohi: ...harsh. Just becauuse our fetus was stored inside our father doesn't mean you should bring it up commonly...
Gohi: No I did not crawl inside Jack Black's stomach... and I regret it every living day
Geo: Im sorry evil brother.
Gohi: Wow... single tear. Sensitive topic... You're like Diane Sawyer... she can make anyone cry...
Geo: Less of this bonding. On with the interview.
How did it feel to sell your soul to satan
Gohi: Well, I felt I could trust him ya know. I mean fire would warm the soul and make it more comfy to live in... or horribly burn and disfigure it
Gohi: I think he did the latter
Geo: So father tricked you once again did he?
Gohi: Yeah... yeah he did
Geo: He always did prefer me.
Gohi: Then again he was a rabbit
Gohi: Always looking for those Trix... he was on a speed rush with those
Gohi: I hear he's made it big actually
Geo: So evil brother gohi, what is the prefered food of an evil genius?
Gohi: Cheese and Crackers
Gohi: Or good old shitpiss
Geo: What about alcohol?
Gohi: Oh I tried that once... I got drunk after the 1st 10 bottles
Gohi: I'm not a very heavy drinker
Geo: Fair enough.
So what are you planning for your next evil scheme?
Gohi: But if I told you you'd probably put it in an interview of sorts or something
Geo: Nah, you can trust me evil twin.
Gohi: Promise?
Geo: Promise.
Gohi: Well, I'm gonna make a TERRIBLE Sasuke sig and make a testing topic about it, and if I get any bad scores I'm gonna flame the pants off the person who gave it ... preferrably a female.
Gohi: an attractive one. Ya know. The american dream.
Geo: The evil dream.
Geo: You do realise in the last 20 minuites you have broken 500 minor laws amounting up to three life sentences or torture followed by capital punishment dont you.
Gohi: Yeah but I'm patient(and immortal)
Gohi: Plus I'll whine a ton and make people not want to get me in there and throw me out
Geo: And you do realise that father is mad at you
Gohi: Of course. I stole his Trix and stabbed him with a box cutter
Gohi: Then I partnered with the Leprechaun.
Geo: He said your grounded.
Gohi: Grounded? Awww, man...
Gohi: Have you seen my new spinning bow-tie?
Geo: No...I have not
Gohi: Oh.
Gohi: I've been spinning it the entire interview
Gohi: and it has a siren...
Geo: Wow...and I thought that was the effects of those plants you sold me last year at Mums birthday.
Gohi: No, those plants were supposed to eat you.
Gohi: How is Mom anyway?
Geo: Decaying
Gohi: That's good.
Gohi: I was hoping she'd get better
Geo: No you werent
Geo: Well, its been fun interviewing you evil brother
Gohi: Thanks
Geo: Anything you'd like to say to your future victims/
Gohi: Revenge is a dish best served cold... father
Geo: Evil Words from an evil moron
Geo: Goodbye
Gohi: Goodbye

misst
01-20-2004, 01:02 PM
now really. What the fuck was going on there? lol

Geo
01-20-2004, 01:08 PM
Im not fully sure Misst if Im honest.

Joey
01-20-2004, 07:00 PM
lol, nice one. when's the next?

Gohi
01-20-2004, 07:16 PM
That was my favorite one...


-Gets thrown in a burlap sack and beaten-

Geo
01-21-2004, 06:04 PM
I promised this one, and I did it.
However, due to unforseen...cirumstances I couldnt post it up.
So without futher ado, here is the interview with Mr Joe himself, Joe.

Joe: The Yogurt Years

Geo: Hello there Joe, how are you today?
Joe: ok
Joe: A little woozy
Geo: thats good, what have you been doing recently?
Joe: Well I was tied up in a closet, but other than that, not much
Geo: Terrible. Who did it too you?
Joe: umm.. it made me feel..umm..tied up?
Geo: Did they speak? Or was it simple tied up, raped, dumped situation.
Joe: Well, it was more of a long term rape followed by being tied up.
Joe: Not to bad auctually..
Geo: Intresting. So, You are known as one of the standing marks on DBZSC, how do you feel about that?
Joe: I've never marked on dbzsc..
Joe: are you calling me a vandal?
Geo: No, Im calling you a great hero to the people, a mile stone in time...
Geo: Sorry, we all make mistakes..
Joe: a mile is distance
Joe: not time
Geo: Well excuse me.
Joe: What, did you fart?
Joe: And I was told there'd be food here.
Geo: ...No, there is no food.
Geo: Only me, this piece of paper and this goddamn pen.
Geo: And you.
Geo: So, on with the interview
Joe: Also, why are there no clothes?
Joe: I thought we would be aloud to wear clothes
Geo: ...Im not sure why you decided to turn up naked, but what ever makes the interviewed happy...
Geo: So, Joe, what do you have planned for your fan fic?
Geo: You must have some pretty intresting plot ideas wrapped up in it by now, all that time...tell the public..
Joe: I plan to use episodes 1-9 for heavy duty detergent.
Joe: Umm.. I have writers block..
Geo: Hmm...Well, at least you admit it. We'll get you a doctor for that.
Joe: thankyou
Geo: No problem.
Joe: And also, may I ask you, what happened to the discussion of me being raped?
Joe: I was enjoying it
Joe: Good memories indeed.
Geo: We here at interviews'are'us are not allowed to talk about sexual activities during the interview
Geo: Company policy 101..unless your a girl.
Joe: Then why is your hand in the area of my discussion?
Joe: It's getting tighter..
Joe: GOOD GOD LET GO!
Geo: Im sorry...My hands wander sometimes..
Geo: I thought it was my biro...
Joe: no problem
Joe: we all make mistakes
Geo: So...Whos your favorite member of the forums?
Joe: Why my Primary Pimp Juice, Sir Laguna of course.
Joe: Anyways, so Geo how are YOU doing today?
Geo: Me? Im fine thank you.
Joe: thats good, what have you been doing recently?
Geo: You know, the usual
Geo: World Domination, the like
Joe: Intresting. So, You are known as one of the standing marks on DBZSC, how do you feel about that?
Geo: Goddamn happy. Anyone tries to stand up to me, Ill..do something
Joe: You'll call me again, of course?
Geo: Yes..yes I will.
Joe: And earlier on in one of our first discussions at the Isoliem, you told me of your invisible friend Beefy Watsomuko. How is he doing? Are you two still in contact?
Geo: No. He raped my mother, father and cat so we went seperate ways. With Handguns at noon.
Joe: interesting
Joe: Were you killed?
Geo: No, I ran.
Joe: And this peice of paper I just happen to be holding says that you have ran from other thing, such as the insane Isoliem.
Geo: ...No comment..
Joe: So, you understand if I was cop or Security Guard that I'd have to arrest you, correct?
Geo: ...No, I dont understand that at all.
Joe: By the way, have you seen National Security?(the movie)
Geo: No. I have not.
Geo: Have you seen "Hey Joe, I'm the interviewer"?
Joe: I loved the part where they're in the car and he turns it on and the car goes VVVVVRRROOOOOMM!! VVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOMM!! And then he gets out with his gun, and hes all- BAM! BAM BAM! And then other guys all- BOOM! BAM BAM!
Joe: Yes, but I'm the shrink
Geo: Damn...Ok, Interview over...
Geo: Anything to say to all your future victims?
Joe: alright, so I can I use the bathroom now?
Joe: Wait...Nevermind
Joe: Umm.. to my future victims... BOO!
Geo: Intresting words, thank you for your cooperation, good night...
Joe: good night

Sir Laguna
01-21-2004, 06:46 PM
Why does everyone do a better interview than me?!! ;_;

Joey
01-21-2004, 08:03 PM
better? But your interview was so darling buetiful.

Geo
01-22-2004, 12:37 PM
You tell him Joe!
You tell him good.

Geo
02-21-2004, 07:43 AM
I'm sorry, I forgot about this. I dont think I can let it get deleted.
I'll do another one soon!

Visionary
02-21-2004, 09:42 AM
damn, these interviews are like my monthly highlights...that and EGM.

Naemi
02-21-2004, 10:21 AM
Haha.. Made me laugh again..

o_O

Visionary
02-21-2004, 11:08 AM
hey Joe, sing the Therapist song. the one that Niles sang.

Geo
02-21-2004, 11:45 AM
Heres how its going to go.
PM me if you wish to be interviewed because I really cannot be bothered to find my to do list.
You must have MSN or AIM.
Any PM's sent after monday will be semi ignored...for now...

Onigex
02-21-2004, 05:13 PM
I was like the second person to audition and I still haven't been interviewed.....

Geo
02-21-2004, 05:18 PM
You have MSN...
You will be interviewed soon child.

Onigex
02-21-2004, 05:21 PM
that's what they all say

Chaos88
02-22-2004, 12:47 AM
I really like all this interveiw stuff, wonder why I didn't see it ealyer, oh well, but who do you have to interveiw so far, like how many ppl so far?

Geo
02-22-2004, 07:30 AM
Next to be interviewed:
SSAlex
Yu Yu
LG
Rykon

Ningen
02-22-2004, 08:58 AM
*scratches head*

*looks around*

*scratches head again*

Uh, why was I never approached for an interview? Afterall, I am the most esteemed DBZSC forum member ever. You people love me, remember?

Geo
02-22-2004, 09:00 AM
Hey Ningen, would you like to be interviewed?

SSJ Saiyakid
02-22-2004, 09:03 AM
Out of interest, do the interviews take place on AIM/MSN or in PMs?

Ningen
02-22-2004, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by Geo@Feb 22 2004, 09:00 AM
Hey Ningen, would you like to be interviewed?
Would I like to be interviewed? No, I just asked about it for the hell of it. :rolleyes:

If you can contact me on AIM we could get it wrapped up quickly.

SSJ Saiyakid
02-22-2004, 09:06 AM
Why the hell of it? Why not cuss on heaven? Damn you heaven! You hear me? DAMN YOU!

Ningen
02-22-2004, 09:07 AM
Uh....I just asked for the heaven of it?

Geo
02-22-2004, 09:08 AM
Ok...So here s the new list.

To be intrviewed
Yu Yu
Legendary Goku
SSAlex
Ningen(Because he wants to be :P )
Sayakid

No more PM's for now please.

SSJ Saiyakid
02-22-2004, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by Ningen@Feb 22 2004, 08:07 AM
Uh....I just asked for the heaven of it?

Good boy Ningen. Now, sit doggy! Sit!

Ningen
02-22-2004, 09:09 AM
Didn't I say I wanted to be interviewed? Yeesh!

SSJ Saiyakid
02-22-2004, 09:12 AM
Yeah Ningy, you're on the list. Unless you don't want to be interviewed. *Chucks doggy biscuit* Fetch boy! Fetch!

Geo
02-22-2004, 09:13 AM
If you can contact me on AIM we could get it wrapped up quickly.
I cant get on until Wednesday. Parents divorced, father has AIM, mum hasnt =\

SSJ Saiyakid
02-22-2004, 09:17 AM
Why not download AIM for the computer? I can give you a link. Trillian (http://download.com.com/3000-2150-10148311.html?tag=lst-0-1) is the ultimate chat program (I must've said this 1,000 times) and it runs MSN/AIM/ICQ/Yahoo/IRC all at the same time. Also it's free and it works like a charm. Or just get AOL Instant Messanger (http://www.aol.co.uk/aim/).

Gohi
02-22-2004, 12:35 PM
Maybe he isn't allowed.

I can't wait to see Geo being a hilarious person and SSAlex desperately trying to be funny.

Geo
02-22-2004, 12:49 PM
Its not that I'm not allowed, its just that would require time, effort and the loss of boredom.
Plus my PC is so anally retarded it would probally kill it.

Gohi
02-22-2004, 12:50 PM
Your computer sounds so cute! ^^

Geo
02-22-2004, 12:53 PM
I'll get a picture!

Gohi
02-22-2004, 12:54 PM
I wonder how big its hard drive is... -Drools-

Geo
02-22-2004, 01:00 PM
Its big, but I use it so much I think it has shrivelled up.

SSJ Saiyakid
02-23-2004, 03:58 PM
I can't wait for my interview... Geo, installing AIM/trillian (I recommend you getting AIM instead) takes less than 20 minutes. Go on, ya know you wanna do it!

Geo
02-23-2004, 05:07 PM
No...because if I try to ram anything up my PC's anus anymore, it'll die a slow and painful death.

Mondracon
02-24-2004, 03:55 AM
I sent you a PM a month ago and you said you'd interview me...

But whatever.

I can always write poetry about you instead.


Geo is autumn sunshine
and ice cold smoothies
he won't do my interview
he has cooties.

SSJ Saiyakid
02-24-2004, 02:25 PM
Emily Dickinson you are not.

Geo's under stress! A hug from moi will make everything better. *Smiles*

Geo
02-24-2004, 03:24 PM
Mondacron...
It went without saying you would be interviewed...at some point.
Although I remeber telling you I would interview you.
So...thats 5 on the list.

Mondracon
02-24-2004, 10:33 PM
Emily Dickenson didn't have to deal with YOU people.

:D

Yes! He remembered! Now my reign of terror can begin!

I mean err...vote for me and I'll save...people and whales and rainforests...and stuff...yea

SSJ Saiyakid
02-25-2004, 01:28 PM
Can you save me a piece of that chicken pie? Geo... today's Wednesday! You can start interviewing weird people!

YuYu
02-25-2004, 06:44 PM
Hey! Speak for yourself! *Looks at sig... then av... then pictures saved on computer* Nevermind...

Geo
02-26-2004, 01:05 PM
I must ask you to please refrain from spamming up my much loved topic now.
I am sorry I couldnt get onto AIM last night due to my fathers computer went ka-put. It not only meant I couldnt do three consectutive interviews, but I couldnt play on my precious warcraft III via battlenet either.
Therefore, I have made a list in order of who shall be next. If that person isnt online when I go to do them, I will move onto the next.

SSAlex
Mondacron
Ningen
Yu Yu
Sayakid

Dont call us, we'll call you =P
(I never mentioned chicken pie...no chicken!)

SSJ Saiyakid
02-26-2004, 05:04 PM
I love chicken though. Every non-vegetarian in my family eats chicken! My big brother and I are the only ones who go after the piggies though... sausage owns all!

Geo, in the middle of an interview if you ask a very personal question are we allowed to ask you to edit it out?

Geo
02-26-2004, 05:07 PM
Yeah, but on general I only ask the first thing that comes into my head.
However, if its shockingly terrible and upseting, then yes you may.
Doesnt mean I will edit it out, but you can ask... =P

SSJ Saiyakid
02-26-2004, 05:08 PM
Something deadly personal. Hey - why aren't you no AIM right now?

Geo
02-26-2004, 05:11 PM
Because my parents are divorced.
Father has Aol, Mother has NTL, therefore no automatic AIM.

SSJ Saiyakid
02-26-2004, 05:20 PM
But I thought that starting from Wednesday you'd be at your Dad's...

Geo
02-26-2004, 05:22 PM
No, I was at my dad's on wednesday night.
I'm now back at my mothers.
I explained why I couldnt get online on the previous page.

YuYu
02-26-2004, 05:52 PM
Saiyakid stop asking/saying dumb things! Don't worry Geo, I can wait, no rush here.

SSJ Saiyakid
02-27-2004, 06:14 PM
I'm not eager or anything, just <s>curious</s>

Ningen
03-05-2004, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by Geo@Feb 26 2004, 01:05 PM
I must ask you to please refrain from spamming up my much loved topic now.
I am sorry I couldnt get onto AIM last night due to my fathers computer went ka-put. It not only meant I couldnt do three consectutive interviews, but I couldnt play on my precious warcraft III via battlenet either.
Therefore, I have made a list in order of who shall be next. If that person isnt online when I go to do them, I will move onto the next.

SSAlex
Mondacron
Ningen
Yu Yu
Sayakid

Dont call us, we'll call you =P
(I never mentioned chicken pie...no chicken!)
For the sake of mankind, you better hope you interviewed me before Mondracon. I've got seniority. BWAH! :'(

YuYu
03-05-2004, 08:53 PM
I'm looking forward to Saiyakid's interview. That should be interesting...

SSJ Saiyakid
03-06-2004, 09:12 PM
*Sleepy* Yeah, it'll be fun. Hope you get better soon Geo... *Sleep* Tired... danced too much...

Rykon
03-07-2004, 02:13 AM
GEO!!!!!! WHERES MY INTERVIEW!! ITS BEEN LIKE 3 WEEKS. GET ON AIM OR DIE. Thank you, and please come again..

Metal Soldier
03-07-2004, 03:53 AM
Will you all please, please STFU. Jeez, Geo can't be online all the time.

SSJ Saiyakid
03-07-2004, 07:59 AM
He's not feeling well... anyway, I wonder what questions he'll ask

Naemi
03-07-2004, 08:03 AM
How about:

How do you feel about everyone asking me to ask them, because they want to be asked by me, and not someone else.. wait.. I'm confused..

That's very Geo..

SSJ Saiyakid
03-07-2004, 08:04 AM
:blink:

Me confoozled...

Geo
03-07-2004, 10:45 AM
Moving on...Now.

Here is the moment you've all been waiting for.
You know him, you love him, he's corrected every single one of you bums at some point, give it up for-

Ningen-Behind the keyboard

Geo: Hello there Ningen, how are you today?
Ningen: Quite chipper. Yourself?
Geo: I'm good, thank you for asking.
Geo: What have you been up to recently?
Ningen: Aside from picking lint from my navel?
Geo: Aside from picking lint from your navel.
Ningen: Well, picking my nose for one. That and plotting world domination like all good, future tyrants do.
Geo: What is your first step to world domination going to be?
Ningen: First I'll lure the world population into subjugation by offering free donuts. Free, -glazed- donuts.
Geo: Hot dawg, that seems like a good plan!
Ningen: Indeed.
Ningen: I made it after all.
Geo: There are rumors that modship would be one of your earlier steps to world domination. Is this true or all a bag of lies?
Ningen: Well, securing myself a spot as a moderator of the DBZSC Forums would certainly help further my plans, but it isn't necessary. You see, I use human slaves, my "bitches" if you will. The labour they provide is more than enough to set me well on my way to seizing control of the free world.
Geo: Do any of these "bitches" visit our very own forums? If so are names avaliable?
Ningen: Sure, many frequent the board. My top bitch, in fact, has secured himself a mod spot. No names will be mentioned of course. I also have "sleeper bitches." These bitches don't know they're my bitches until I "awaken" them. You may be one of my bitches.
Ningen: Would you like to be my bitch?
Geo: Since you ask, yes. Yes I would.
Ningen: You see, my ranks grow every day. *cue evil laugh*
Geo: Are your 'ranks' responsible for the forum spammers, also known as 'n00bs'?
Ningen: Heavens no. I would never recruit such vile creatures.
Geo: So you are against these spammers then?
Ningen: Most certainly. If it were up to me, which it will be in the future, I'd have them dipped in hot oil, burned at the stake, and fed to killer penguins.
Geo: Will that take place when you become a Mod, or is it after the event?
Ningen: It'll be a clebratory event after I win modship.
Geo: Will there be a feastival of any kind?
Ningen: Yes, but it will be an anti-cheese/anti-stupid festival. Anyone trying to smuggle cheese in (I see you, Seed!) is likely stupid as well, so they'll be beheaded immediately.
Geo: As a sacrifise or as a feastive sport?
Ningen: Beheadings are strictly for fun, my bitch.
Geo: What, do you feel, are the main things in your way of your goal of forum domination at this moment in time?
Ningen: Well, let's see. First, there's the issue of "n00bs," which we've already discussed. Then there's the country of Ireland. Except for my bitches that reside there, the entire country must fall before I gain global domination.
Ningen: Oh, that and censors.
Ningen: Censors must be removed.
Geo: So you plan to subject children to graphic images and pornogrophy at an early age?
Ningen: Yes, most definately. How else can I desensitize my hordes?
Ningen: Besides, if you nab 'em early enough, they turn out to be hookers and strippers.
Ningen: What could be better?
Geo: You have some...intresting stratigies master.
Ningen: Indeed I do, underling. Let it be known, however, that I was referencing adult hookers and strippers of the female persuasion.
Geo: So moving on, here at DBZSC Interviews, we pride ourselves upon getting close to the victim.
Ningen: You never interupt me!
Ningen: But you may proceed, anyway.
Geo: What is you-
Favorite Drink
Favorite Colour
Favorite Show
Favorite Passtime
Ningen: Piss. Black. Faces of Death. Murder. Why? Because I have to keep a "tough as nails" persona.
Ningen: In actuality I like wine coolers, pink, Sesame Street, and picking flowers, never tell anyone, though.
Ningen: In fact, you can edit that out, right?
Geo: It will be a secret held forever master >>
Ningen: Fantastic.
Geo: Well thank you for discussing your plans with us Ningen, its been intresting.
Geo: Is there anything you wish to say to your public?
Ningen: Yes. Would you like a donut? A -glazed- donut?
Geo: Wise words from a cunning man.
Geo: Its been a pleasure Ningen, goodbye.
Ningen: *cue evil laugh and fade to black*

-----
P.S-I have created a new AIM that I can get online more often to prevent more verbal epileptic fits of anxiety within my topic.
It is ChopSueyGeo, if you cannot get hold of me on it it means I am not on it at that exact moment, so dont panic, it'll be ok.
P.S.S-What did you mean by that Naemi :P

Naemi
03-07-2004, 10:58 AM
Very nice.

*Takes donut*
P.S.S-What did you mean by that Naemi
Nothing :rolleyes:

Geo
03-07-2004, 11:58 AM
Sure you didnt...sure...
Anyhoo, that leaves-

Mondacron
SSAlex
Rykon
Sayakid

YuYu
03-07-2004, 12:01 PM
Yeah, as they say, best for last, so no wonder why my name wasn't on the list. You're so nice Geo! (Puts on Saiyakid Constume) *Hugs Geo*

Geo
03-07-2004, 12:04 PM
Heh..heh...
I have to AIM you Yu Yu.

YuYu
03-07-2004, 12:06 PM
Yeah I know... but I please do Saiyakid first. I'm looking forward to that one.

Rykon
03-07-2004, 03:02 PM
No. Me first. Im boring-er.

Mondracon
03-08-2004, 06:21 PM
Excellent.

The head of Mondra Corp. will be pleased to meet with you at your convenience.

*writes a memo*

Ningen
03-08-2004, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Naemi@Mar 7 2004, 10:58 AM
Very nice.

*Takes donut*
P.S.S-What did you mean by that Naemi
Nothing :rolleyes:
Muwahahaha! Anoth bitch to add to my ranks. Fear the awesome power that is...NINGEN!

jebo32
03-08-2004, 07:12 PM
wow, that interview was not funny at all.

honestly they all started going down hill since flugigos.

Rykon
03-08-2004, 07:13 PM
Awesome power? Pssh! Ningen is nothing! Rykon is immortal! And Id never want you as.. a mod! Tonight you will be overrun and eaten by The Silent Panda's of the Night!

Ningen
03-09-2004, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by jebo32@Mar 8 2004, 07:12 PM
wow, that interview was not funny at all.

honestly they all started going down hill since flugigos.
Well piss on you, too. I had fun with it.

Dai
03-09-2004, 12:41 AM
Interview me you ridiculously Geo'nic fuck. :angry:

Geo
03-09-2004, 03:10 PM
Thanks for the honesty Jebo, I really appreciate it.
(Not babyish immature spite/sarcasm)
Kikoho, you'll have to wait your turn you...Kik-hoe?

Blue
03-09-2004, 04:02 PM
If you reverse the syllabelles in Ningen, you get Gennin :)


















<_<

Visionary
03-09-2004, 04:15 PM
Majin Vegeta: 2/10

I seriously disaproove of those named Vegeta.

and that Gennin remark also pissed me off.

Geo
03-09-2004, 05:09 PM
Seriously Majin Vegeta, please refrain from spamming up my topic. If you have only absolute shit to say, then dont spit it here, I am not a toliet bitch.

Visionary
03-09-2004, 05:49 PM
woah! this isn't the member rating topic.

...

meh, that just means my post is more of an insult than before. Shibby!

Ningen
03-10-2004, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by SSJ2 Majin Vegeta@Mar 9 2004, 04:02 PM
If you reverse the syllabelles in Ningen, you get Gennin :)


















<_<
Except you don't, because you can't reverse syllables.

Mondracon
03-10-2004, 01:41 PM
LOL! Exactly. You can reverse the letters however, but thats lame-- ohw sklat sdrawkcab?

SSJ Saiyakid
03-10-2004, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Yu Yu@Mar 7 2004, 11:06 AM
Yeah I know... but I please do SSJ Saiyakid first. I'm looking forward to that one.

Yu Yu is a highly intelligent man with many wise remarks to make on any discussed matter. Obey the smart boy. WellI then... mwahahahahahaha... what do you do when they commit a typo? Do you edit it or do you force them to type properly?

YuYu
03-10-2004, 09:44 PM
... For once I am agreeing with Saiyakid... dammit the world is coming to an end faster than ever...

SSJ Saiyakid
03-11-2004, 01:11 PM
Agree with me now, always agree with Lord Hugsworth! Do you agree with the following line? Here it is:

You can't judge a character's behaviour in real life using their behaviour on the forum. Especially in Insane.


Yu Yu's IQ is 7 digits and we should all bow down to him. Except me.

Geo
03-11-2004, 01:33 PM
And you should also stop spaming up my thread before I call in a Mod to warn your sorry buttocks.
All of ye.
:)
(Except for Mondacron and Ningen because they will outsmart me, Yu Yu is too sexy to get a warning and I dont count as spam in here.)

SSJ Saiyakid
03-11-2004, 02:08 PM
In actual fact my next staement for Yu Yu to agree with was gonan be

"This is one of the few topics in Insane that're actually worthy of Anti-Spam Patrol. I do not wish to upset Geo about his fabulous topic."

Now... remember that intelligent thing Yu Yu said about doing me first? That's why he's a genius.

Geo
03-11-2004, 02:18 PM
*Presses Undo*
Somebody spank Yu Yu.
And dont post Yu Yu.
I owe you an apology Sayakid. Maybe. Owe.

SSJ Saiyakid
03-11-2004, 02:22 PM
Yes. You do.

Off-topic: Your Scooby Doo signature cannot be viewed... do you want me to host it for you? Or better yet, can I make you a signature?


Who's next to be interviewed anyway? I think it was SSAlex?

Geo
03-11-2004, 02:28 PM
I'm actually working on my very own sig right now, and I've not got my Scooby Sig up right now, but thanks for the offer.
Anyway, I'm halfway through Yu Yu. I'll finish it whenever I can be bothered.

SSJ Saiyakid
03-11-2004, 02:29 PM
Hehe... please come on AIM! Not for the interview but I am lonely.

Geo
03-11-2004, 02:38 PM
Look who's spamming.
Apology rejected.
Will a Mod please put a Spamless Tag on the name please?
Pretty please?

SSJ Saiyakid
03-11-2004, 02:40 PM
Quit bugging me with the 'spamming' thing. Also, I ahve a few questions about the DBZSC Interviews that cannot be counted as spam...

1) If you make a typo does Geo edit it out?
2) If Geo asks a very personal question and you don't want that to be in the interview, will he edit it out?
3) Do we have to try and be funny or can we be ouirselves? I get nervous about that thought all the time.

Geo
03-11-2004, 04:04 PM
1) Yes, the likelyhood is I'll be the ones making the typo's in the first place, and I have no desire to make myself look like an idiot.
2) You've already asked this.
3) If you havent got the jist of it by now, then ask someone who has been interviewed. I cant tell you how to act, I hardly know what I'm doing half the time.

EDIT:: I will stop "bugging" you with my spamming thing when you stop spamming up my topic with worthless crap such as-
Hehe... please come on AIM! Not for the interview but I am lonely.
and the always classic-
Agree with me now, always agree with Lord Hugsworth! Do you agree with the following line? Here it is:

Mondracon
03-11-2004, 11:22 PM
I'm just waiting for my 15 seconds of fame.

*prepares the subliminal message brain-scrambler*

:D

SSJ Saiyakid
03-13-2004, 06:06 AM
Why, are you being interviewed too? That should be interesting...

YuYu
03-13-2004, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by Geo@Mar 11 2004, 12:33 PM
And you should also stop spaming up my thread before I call in a Mod to warn your sorry buttocks.
All of ye.
:)
(Except for Mondacron and Ningen because they will outsmart me, Yu Yu is too sexy to get a warning and I dont count as spam in here.)
Saiyakid, can you read?

Mondracon
03-16-2004, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by SSJ Saiyakid@Mar 13 2004, 05:06 AM
Why, are you being interviewed too? That should be interesting...
Get some glasses or contacts kid.

Geo posted a list of all the people he is intending to interview a few weeks ago.

Go look.

We aren't your mommy.

Naemi
03-16-2004, 03:16 PM
Geo you can sign me up, if you want to. Just in case you need someone (doubt it o_O).

Geo
03-16-2004, 04:03 PM
Consider yourself on "The List" Naemi.
Next Interview
Yu Yu
After that (no order)
SSAlex
Mondacron
Naemi
Kik
Y the Alien (if he was serious)
Surprise Member (Its a surprise!)

Mondracon
03-16-2004, 04:13 PM
I despise suprizes.

=_=

YuYu
03-16-2004, 04:19 PM
At least Saiyakid isn't on "The List" anymore. I decided that her interview wasn't going to be as interesting as I thought so.

Geo
03-16-2004, 04:22 PM
The reason I removed her was that she began to annoy me immensly. She also pee pee'd on this topic for over a page and a half!
She is punished, now she may run free out of the forum.

YuYu
03-16-2004, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Geo@Mar 16 2004, 03:22 PM
She is punished, now she may run free out of the forum.
Lets just hope she does...

SSJ Saiyakid
03-21-2004, 01:29 PM
Come onb, wehen will the next interview come?

::Revived the topic for Goe's sake::

Gohi
04-13-2004, 06:06 PM
Who is Goe?

Oh and Geo when will our "master plan" unfold?

Unless... you've given up doing the interviews already.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

BUMP BABY!

Geo
04-13-2004, 06:10 PM
*cough*
Without further ado, yada yada, I hand the interviews over to your new hosts.
Yes...hosts, you didnt know you would be working alongside one another did you, Son Gohi and Naemi!!!
MwaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!

I will still do the "special guest" interview though. Thats mine.

Never forget what I did, and make sure you interview the people who I never got round to doing, Laguna again (since he was never happy with his) and Me.

Gohi
04-13-2004, 06:11 PM
What???

Naemi's weird... he gropes me, tells Danish jokes, then laughs hysterically at them.

Erm... well I lied about the 1st part.

On another note... how can we do this together?

Geo
04-13-2004, 06:13 PM
Well, one of you will interview one person, another interviews another.
It will require teamwork, effort and painless thought.
Or you could have three way conversations and intimidate the poor poor victim.

Gohi
04-13-2004, 06:16 PM
Okay I think Naemi can interview Yu Yu and I'll interview SSAlex. Then it'll be every other person from then on out.

Unless he disagrees.

sinep
04-13-2004, 06:17 PM
Mmm SSalex, is that going to be short? :P

Blue
04-13-2004, 07:21 PM
Bah, It's killed now that geo is gone. I doubt the others could do a good job of it.

Onigex
04-13-2004, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by sinep@Apr 13 2004, 03:17 PM
Mmm SSalex, is that going to be short? :P
...... Naemi?! I hope he askes reasonable questions...

Sir Laguna
04-13-2004, 07:23 PM
Yup, it's over with...

Geo
04-13-2004, 07:49 PM
I'd completly lost intrest in it. The interviews were going downhill, and I was loosing my edge. If I had kept on doing them they would have just gone to a "bleh" state.
So I decided to pass down the keys to Naemi and Gohi, like a nervous father passes the keys to his beautiful racing car to a wreckless drunk teen.
Just give them a chance.

Blue
04-13-2004, 07:51 PM
*waits to see the first interviewer victim*

Well, I hope I get a good laugh out of this.

Soul Ebelius
04-13-2004, 08:38 PM
oh man. SRK has one of these things. I've only seen one, but I've heard of others. This thread is too huge to read, though. :(

Gohi
04-13-2004, 09:21 PM
Naemi's doing his before I do mine.

But keep in mind, my and Geo's senses of humor are like identical to each other.

Naemi
04-14-2004, 09:36 AM
At least you got humor. I can't make people laugh, my grammar is the worst and I have no idea what to ask.

But I'll do someone in the nearest future.

Manda
04-14-2004, 09:56 AM
*Sits by lurking with a bag of kettle corn.* Anchor Anchor!

Geo
04-14-2004, 10:51 AM
That "No Spam" notice was never added to the title was it?
Glad to see the mods can still do their jobs.

Naemi
04-14-2004, 02:32 PM
This time we will take a close look at the creator of the dbzsc interviews Geo. Any grammar mistakes, bad humor or offending comments is supposed to be there. That way I have an excuse. Let's get on with it!

A chat with the creator

Naemi: Hello

Geo: Hi

Naemi: How are you doing? And while I'm at it, what are you doing?

Geo: Well, I'm doing fine, thank you for asking. Right now I am watching a little TV, jotting down ideas for my next master plan that will revolutionise the forums.

Naemi: Okay. That master plan is actually one of the things I would like to ask you about.

Naemi: Where do you get your ideas? You have made a lot of topics consisting of games and such.

Geo: My ideas usually flock to me like laxantives flock to the fat policeman. I'll just be sitting on the toilet, or standing in the park, and it will hit me!

Naemi: So you are thinking, while walking in the park, something like "Hey, I could make a dbzsc big brother!" ?

Geo: Yes, but due to unforseen circumstances *Flugigo's evil spamming fest...git* that particular idea was destroyed.

Naemi: Don't you think it's a little weird to be thinking something like that while walking in the park?

Geo: Well, the park around here isn't all that exciting. We must make our own entertainment

Naemi: But why don't you play soccer or baseball like all the other kids, instead of thinking about forum games?

Geo: Well, the other kids tend to have a brain capacity like a pissed off gorilla. Their idea of football is to eat the ball and the player.

Naemi: Okay.. well..

Naemi: Where exactly do you live then? With people acting like gorillas and all.

Geo: Leicester. The piss hole of england, the shit bucket of the world.

Naemi: I would say that the people in Leicester (the piss hole of england, the shit bucket of the world) is very much like the members of the dbzsc forum.

Naemi: With the whole gorilla thing..

Geo: Now now. The DBZSC forum consists of very smart bacteria.

Naemi: Example?

Geo: Well that Laguna specimine is evolving quickly. If it is exposed to anything more radioactive than books and intellect, who knows?

Naemi: Good point. Anyways, You were the last interviewer doing the dbzsc interviews. Why did you quit?

Geo: I felt I was loosing my touch. If I had held on I would have drained the life from the sweet plant it once was.

Geo: I decided to hire you and Gohi to make people appreciate how fucking good I was at it.

Naemi: Why did you hire Gohi and me? Why not Saiyakid or Holy Katana?

Geo: I wanted people to read the things to realise mine were holy.

Naemi: But wouldn't yours be even more holy if you made someone like Saiyakid or BDG do it?

Geo: Well, you see, if anyone read them then maybe. But the thing is, people would dismiss it as total crap before giving them a chance. If they read it and its crap, then it makes mine look better.

Geo: It's the careful balance.

Naemi: You really thought this through..

Naemi: Well, I'm not gonna disappoint you. I'll make this as pathetic as possible!

Geo: Your failing.

Naemi: Damn it..

Naemi: Did it ever occure to you that the members you interviewed may have been a little weird? You know in a destroying-the-entire-interview kind of way?

Naemi: No offence to the guys out there. I'm sure you did your best.

Geo: Yes, but that's why we edit the interviews my friend.

Geo: You really think Entex was that co-operative?

Naemi: Aha..interesting..

Naemi: This should be entertaining in the future..

Naemi: I'm almost out of questions..

Naemi: Oh yes

Naemi: You have a band right?

Geo: Yes.

Naemi: Have a name yet?

Geo: Yes, False Sublimity.

Naemi: False Sublimity.. aha

Naemi: What exactly is that translated to? Just.. you know.. so the stupid (and danish) people out there knows.

Geo: It's got something to do with the second coming of christ being fake, but we thought it sounded cool to fuck.

Naemi: okay.. so you are not a religious man?

Geo: Not really. If there is a god, then he will let me take over heaven as soon as I arrive anyway due to my greatness and giant genitals.

Naemi: He? Are you against the female population?

Geo: Or she.

Naemi: That's better.

Geo: If God's a she then Heaven will steam over.

Naemi: Yes... okay...

Naemi: Anyways, is there anything you want to add?

Geo: Two plus five equales kinky horny sex?

Naemi: I guess that's a no?

Geo: Wait!

Geo: I created the interviews.. my last words in them shall be good.

Naemi: Og det var så alt for denne gang gutter. Husk at læse med næste gang Naemi laver et interview. Jeg skriver lige Geo's navn ned, så han tror, at jeg bagtaler ham.

Geo: Rosebud? No...I shot XZ? No...Jeabus is my bitch? No...I am BDG! Forgive me! No...

Geo: I can't think of any.

Geo: I'll just say this.

Naemi: Well..

Naemi: Alright

Geo: Peace out you worthless bums.

Naemi: Fantastic. Remember to tune in for the next exciting episode of .. eh

Naemi: What's the name?

Naemi: Ah yes

Naemi: "Naemi's fantastic interviews"

Geo: Created by Geo.

Naemi: Goodnight.. or goodmorning.. in Denmark it's five in the afternoon..

Naemi: What's the time in England?

Geo: 16:04

Naemi: Goodafternoon people!

Gohi
04-14-2004, 04:49 PM
I'll interview somebody tonight. That was really funny Naemi. First thing that made me smile all day.

Naemi
04-15-2004, 12:58 PM
I'm looking forward to it :)

Du kan bare ikke lave, en der er bedre end min =P

SSJ Saiyakid
04-15-2004, 03:19 PM
That interview sounded sane. I like it Naemi! Good job. Now... does anyone know where the bathroom is?

Naemi
04-15-2004, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by SSJ Saiyakid@Apr 15 2004, 01:19 PM
does anyone know where the bathroom is?
Saiyakid, read the topic description. Do not spam up this topic. Go to any other topic in Insane to do so except here.

YuYu
04-15-2004, 05:38 PM
Would you be informed if you are being interviewed or do you have to ask someone? Because me and Geo got through hlaf of an interview and never finished. >_<

Geo
04-15-2004, 05:40 PM
I'll finish that one off now if you like.

EDIT:: Forget I said that, I cant since I accidently deleted what I had.
But you were on the list so Gohi and Naemi should get round to you.

YuYu
04-15-2004, 05:43 PM
Nah, looking back at it, I'd prefer to keep it on the shelf. I can do it over with one of them if they decide to. I might release it on DVD, 'The Unfinished Geo Project.' Thanks anyway. *See holy Katana reading the topic* Bitch.

Gohi
04-15-2004, 09:56 PM
I think I shall interview Yu Yu.

Gohi
04-15-2004, 11:26 PM
Gohi: Good evening

Yu Yu: Good evening, Gohi

Yu Yu: How are you today sir?

Gohi: Funny, you know my name yet I haven't a clue of yours

Yu Yu: *Puzzled look on face* I've heard rumors...

Gohi: Rumors eh?

Yu Yu: Only two.

Gohi: Well introduce yourself to the folks at home... erm we don't need to hear any of that gossip fluff. Although two IS an odd number...

Yu Yu: Ah yes, introductions:

Yu Yu: What up DBZSC? This is YuYu, invading your home, repping all newbs baby! Shout outs to my mom!

Gohi: I see.

Gohi: Marvelous, simply marvelous.

Yu Yu: Isn't it just? ^_^

Yu Yu: I say we skip the hoo-hah and get to some questions huh?

Gohi: Well see, you've managed to speak in a language similar to English but with none of the coherency.

Gohi: Explain how you do this please.

Gohi: Make with the explaining before I bring out my alter-egos

Yu Yu: Yes sir. I drink two raw eggs a day, and read English for Dummies every two hours. It makes for some pretty fucked language.

Gohi: I hear you're a cool n00b. Isn't that an oxymoron sir? Please be warned you're under the interview oath.

Yu Yu: ... *Takes a sip of water* ... yes.

Yu Yu: I try to live above the expectations though.

Gohi: That's... not water

Yu Yu: *Spits it out* Bitches!

Gohi: It's my... uh... geez is it hot in here or what?

Gohi: -Takes cup-

Yu Yu:Want me to open the window?

Gohi: Sure. Speaking of opening windows, only not at all... what rules
would you enforce if you were a MOD?

Yu Yu: Ah yes, a common question asked by my fans.

Yu Yu: Well.. if I were mod...

Yu Yu: I would enforce the 'Yu Yu Rule.' I'd have eveyone make sure that when they post, they must enter my name somewhere in their post. Makes for great remberance of YuYu the Great!

Yu Yu: You like?

Gohi: Wrong.

Gohi: The correct answer was that you would erase all my warnings and
make me a MOD

Yu Yu: That was my next rule!

Yu Yu: ;__;

Gohi: Having that rule as 2nd best just won't cut it.

Gohi: Now I see why you're still only a cool nub... -sigh-

Yu Yu: But remember, best for last!!!

Gohi: Oh...

Gohi: Uh... I was just testing you.

Yu Yu: See, I would never forget you gohi!

Gohi: Next question. Why did you dump Beavis? He's at my doorstep all the time now...

Yu Yu: Laguna disapproved of him. And you don't wanna upset Laguna. Plus, Beavis kept bringing ButtHead over thinking it was some sort of party. That bitch.

Gohi: So you're saying I shouldn't adopt him? He said you were in the wrong

Yu Yu: You were actually thinking of adopting the little motherfucker?

Gohi: He said he was a fine young gentleman

Yu Yu: Don't believe that dirty bastard. Hes a sloppy, braces needing smelly little fucker. I had to deal with him for 13 years. Diaper changing just ended last week!!!

Gohi: Wow

Gohi: I... I don't know who to believe anymore

Yu Yu: It was hard for me when Geo tried conning me into taking him under my wing.

Yu Yu: It worked.

Gohi: But... I was told Geo was a party in a can... and everybody was invited...

Yu Yu: Why do you think there was a party? He made me watch the little fucker for that long!

Gohi: Let's get off this subject... for my sake.

Yu Yu: Darn.

Gohi: So how about that BDG huh?

Yu Yu: Next topic. -_-

Gohi: Okay...

Gohi: How about that BDG huh?

Yu Yu: Next. >_<

Gohi: Okay...

Gohi: All I have on my cards is "How about that BDG huh?"

Yu Yu: Finally, a question I can answer.

Gohi: Damn... that little shitmuffin SSJ Saiyakid must have screwed with
the cards

Yu Yu: Stupid dumbshitty turd.

Gohi: Yes.

Gohi: Quite to the point

Yu Yu: I'll answer it anyway.

Gohi: Sure, why not. This could bring up the ratings

Yu Yu: I think hes returned. No lie. For the record, that Geo fella has
been acting quite noobish lately. You know what I mean?

Gohi: Yes. He is my brother and I've been catching bad vibes from him

Yu Yu: I know. Its weird. You'd think he'd want to keep the interviews...
but all of a sudden...

Gohi: You shut up about my brother!!!

Gohi: -Throws furniture-

Yu Yu: But he was talking about you first!

Gohi: He... he was?

Yu Yu: Yes!!! *Starts laughing behind his back*

Gohi: What a sweet lovable guy.

Gohi: What did he say?

Yu Yu: He said you were the best brother in the world and loves to call
you by your childhood nickname, Mud Butt Pants.

Gohi: Awwww!

Yu Yu: What does the Mud Butt part mean?

Gohi: Tell him that I say ditto and I love to call him by his childhood
name: Mr. Glowworm

Yu Yu: *Writes this down* I'm lovin' it!

Gohi: Mud Butt was my favorite ice cream flavor and I always got it on
my pants! ^^

Yu Yu: Thats not what I heard... *Looks up to ceiling*

Gohi: Huh?

Yu Yu: Nothing. Next topic.

Gohi: No tell me what that lying bastard said.

Yu Yu: *Sigh* He said that it was the fact that you always got "Mud Butt"
and it always got on your pants...

Gohi: I'll kill him... I'LL KIlL HIM!!!!

Yu Yu: *Continues laughing behind his back* Calm down, clam down...
lets gets off this subject.

Gohi: Wait gotta keep my interviewer persona... that's interesting.

Gohi: Did you know Geo had to be breast fed by 3 mother dogs in order
to be full?

Yu Yu: Wow, never knew this. What else?

Gohi: Well I'm not much to gossip but...

Yu Yu: Preach gohi, preach.

Gohi: Geo once stabbed a Sealion with its own tooth then ate the tooth,
waited a few hours and shat on the dead sea lion.

Gohi: Funny huh?

Yu Yu: Great stuff here! *Writes it down* Got any pictures?

Gohi: Wrong... not great... he said I did it and I got sent to purgatory
for umpteen years

Gohi: Yes the pics are right in this brown envelope... why I didn't show it
to authorities I don't know

Yu Yu: *Takes envelope and puts in pocket* Thank you. Anything else
to ask?

Gohi: What the hell is wrong with you?

Yu Yu: I was dropped on my head 3 times as an infant.

Gohi: Alright now it's time for a closing statement.

Gohi: How many times better than Geo and Naemi am I?

Yu Yu: 20 ba-jillion.

Gohi: Very nice

Yu Yu: May I ask a question?

Gohi: Since you were too amateurish to do so I must shoot in the
message to children about "Reaching for the stars and following their
dreams."

Gohi: Sure, you're the interviewer.

Yu Yu: ...Whats your life messege?

Gohi: Uh... beg your pardon...?

Gohi: I don't speak YuYuese

Yu Yu: ^_^ You messege in life. What would you advise to those
reading this right now?

Gohi: Reach for the stars and follow your dreams... and never take a
wet brown envelope from my office

Gohi: Because it could have... Uh... Jesus is it hot in here or what?

Yu Yu: I closed the window.

Gohi: I'm gonna need that envelope

Gohi: It has uh... a part of me inside it... if ya know what I mean...

Yu Yu: Oh yeah, those pictures are priceless. I understand. *Hands it
over with wet stuff dripping from hand*

Yu Yu: What the fuck?!

Gohi: Um... and that's all she wrote. See ya later everybody! I'm Son
Gohi and this is...

Audience: THE DBZSC INTERVIEWS!

Yu Yu: With Yu Yu!
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I think me and Yu Yu did a great job. This interview does Geo proud I think.

Oh and Saiyakid, you'll find that Naemi and I shall be just as harsh on you about spamming in thiis thread (or even moreso) as Geo was. Take your meaningless words somehwhere else.

WarDragon
04-15-2004, 11:32 PM
very strange but good, :thumbs-up: , can I have an interview?

Gohi
04-15-2004, 11:34 PM
Once Naemi and I finish the list.

JonnyCake
04-15-2004, 11:36 PM
If your really really desperate and you need a famous guy to interview dont forget about JonnyCake

Geo
04-16-2004, 11:46 AM
Good interview Gohi, but in future give it a title and a short introduction thing...unless you dont want to.
That was just one of my little things.
But anyway, you've both got my confidence. Just dont mess it up.

Dai
04-16-2004, 11:51 AM
Where the fuck is my interview? :angry:

Mondracon
05-14-2004, 06:05 PM
I'm dissapointed! Now I'll go drown myself in my own tears after I frolic in the blood of the fools who have denied me my Interview with Geo.

And all the Earth shall know my pain, and every soul shall writhe in pain!

Geo
05-14-2004, 06:26 PM
I think Naemi and Gohi forgot about this.
I would offer to interview Mondacron, but my computer at home is dead.
Therefore-Screwed.

Chaos88
05-14-2004, 06:27 PM
well you were still supose to interveiw me, but you forgot.

Dai
05-14-2004, 06:32 PM
FUCK YOU GEO I WANT MY INTERVIEW >_<

Joey
05-14-2004, 06:38 PM
I WANT MY INTERVIEW TO!!

Gohi
05-14-2004, 09:49 PM
I'm waiting for Naemi... it's his turn.

Invader
05-14-2004, 10:33 PM
Dude..geo...you were suppose to interview me a LONG time ago...and you never did...geo...PM me...K? ;)

Gohi
05-14-2004, 10:45 PM
Me and Naemi are the interviewers now... and I for one don't plan on interviewing you.

Invader
05-15-2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by son gohi@May 14 2004, 08:45 PM
Me and Naemi are the interviewers now... and I for one don't plan on interviewing you.
Wait are you talking to me..or someone eles..if its me..then..Ok...fine..whatever..at least I have a life and can something eles.. <_<

Gohi
05-15-2004, 03:15 PM
Wow you're a defensive fool.

P.S: That's the lamest, most idiotic insult I've ever heard.

Invader
05-15-2004, 03:53 PM
WOO HOO! I win the "the lamest, most idiotic insult I've ever heard" award..WOO HOO!

Gohi
05-15-2004, 04:08 PM
lolz he's so funny

I see Naemi's reading this topic.

Naemi
05-15-2004, 04:15 PM
Indeed.

I'm busy preparing for my exam (and playing Ninja Gaiden), so it'll take some time before I'll get one done.

Gohi
05-15-2004, 04:22 PM
Alright... I'll be patient.

Ecko
05-15-2004, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by Kikoho@May 14 2004, 01:32 PM
FUCK YOU GEO I WANT MY INTERVIEW >_<
Just post up your own interview. I'm sure you have one. :P

Miyazaki
05-15-2004, 04:37 PM
one of you fucks interview me

Gohi
05-15-2004, 04:38 PM
You're next on my list after Kikoho.

Onigex
05-15-2004, 04:40 PM
Hey I thought I was...

Gohi
05-15-2004, 04:41 PM
You were but then I realized that Yu Yu, Kikoho, and Kid-Vegeta are all urban punks and that could push up the ratings.

Onigex
05-15-2004, 04:43 PM
I can be urban. Yo Yo motha fucka.

Geo
05-15-2004, 06:24 PM
And at the end of Geo's day he comes to see his love-child-topic with the No Spam tag spammed up to hell and ruined.
All in a hard days work.

Gohi
05-15-2004, 06:29 PM
I'm sorry, it won't happen again Geo.

Invader
05-15-2004, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by son gohi@May 15 2004, 04:29 PM
I'm sorry, it won't happen again Geo.
my nail has a wart :blink:

Gazza TW
05-19-2004, 08:00 AM
Hey Geo, if you get the time you can interview me if you wish.

Gohi
06-25-2004, 04:44 PM
Geo, I'm sorry this topic wasn't deleted, looks like you were wrong.

:ô OMFG PWNED.

Geo
06-25-2004, 05:06 PM
Fantastic! =D
Now a simple request of a mod (once more), please go through and delete any posts you consider spam...please?
(Not including requests)