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Geo
04-26-2003, 06:58 PM
Ep 1: Brollys Bro. Poop.

One day, 1,000 years after all the z fighters died, Vegeta woke up. This was strange since he was dead. He looked around and saw a kid holding some balls looking scarred.
"Who are you?" asked the kid.
"Vegeta" said Vegeta. The kid ran off and dropped on of the balls. Vegeta picked it up. It was orange and had three red stars on it. Great, by fluke he'd been wished back to life. he looked up and saw sherlong.
"Hi Sherlong!" he yelled up. Sherlong looked down at him angrily.
"DONT EAT ME!!" screamed Vegeta forgetting who he was. Sherlong shrugged and disapeared into the ball. Vegeta shrugged and flew off.

FOur days later, Vegeta was sat on a hammock chilling out, when a loud bang went at his door. He fell off his hammock and landed on his over whelming amount of porno. He had raided Roshis. He went to the door and saw the lower half of an man.
"I dont want any!" yelled Vegeta and slammed the door. The door banged again, this time on the floor as the door fell off its hinges. vegeta turned and saw a tall man, with spikey yellow hair, and green splodges looking angry.
"Who the hell are you?" asked Vegeta. The man answered.
"I am Broom. Brollys older brother." he answered. Vegeta nodded.
"Shouldnt you be dead?" he said.
"No. I'm half sayin, half namek. so i live a lot longer than everyone else." he answered. Vegeta looked on in wonder. "My Dad got around." he said, feeling i was needed.
"Want a drink?" said vegeta after a very long pause. Broom said nothing. "I will then." said Vegeta. He poured a cup full of something, and drank it. He turned back to Broom.
"Excuse me, but are you Vegeta?" he said. "Its just, if you are, i will have to kill you painfully." Vegeta drpped his glass and his eyes opened.
"Errr, no." he said shyly.
"Oh, ok then. I guess i'll have to look somewhere else then." he said and flew out the door again. Vegeta wiped a bead of sweat from his head.
"Phew." he said. The phone then began to ring. He answered it. "Hello, Prince Vegeta of the Sayins, 54 Jnko Cresent, ew Zeland. How may i help you?" said Vegeta.
"A HA!!" yelled Broom down the phone. Vegeta turned t his door and saw Broom holding a cell phone ((It was green and in the stage after he absorbed 17)).

Naemi
04-26-2003, 07:01 PM
ooookay.. That was weird :blink:

gohan_uk
04-26-2003, 07:11 PM
its not finshed yet

Vegeta Jr.
04-26-2003, 07:22 PM
Ha-ha. Its good for a laugh though. Although I hate fan-fics when people forget who they are, I can tolorate this one. :lol:

Geo
04-26-2003, 07:37 PM
Ep 2: MOLE

Vegeta and Brolly looked at each other. Suddenly, a wet patch appeared on Vegeta's trousers. He blushed and ran into the bathroom. He came out two minuites later in shorts and a pink shirt.
"Anyways.." said Broom "Hrobbile death, how would you like it?" he asked. Vegeta shrugged.
"What ways are there."
"Well u could be zapped, wrapped, frapped, trapped, capped or lapped." he said. "By a Giant dog" he added. Vegeta thought about this.
"None." he said. Broom looked at him. "Hey, can we take this outside?" he added.
"A challenge?" suggested Broom
"No, i dont wanna wreck my carpet." said Vegeta. broom nodded for a forth time this episode and walked out. vegeta followed, propped his door up and walked after Broom. After a while they reached a big empty desert, like always. Broom powered up.
"Prepare, to see the ultimate power ever!!" he screamed. Vegeta pointed at his chest.
"WHATS THAT!" broom looked down, Vegeta flicked him in the face and a piece of pink putty came off. Vegeta looked back up at his face and saw something absolutly horrible.
"MOLE!" he yelled in reflex. Broom blushed.
"DONT LOOK!"
"MOLE!" said Vegeta pointing. Broom began to cry.
"BIG HAIRY MOLE!!" screamed Vegeta obssesed. Broom got up.
"Shut up!!" he yelled. Vegeta began to hold back his laughter. It failed. Broom picked up the putty and put it back on. He regained his pride and spoke.
"so, are you scarred?" he asked.
"No, not really." Vegeta replied.
"oh, that kinda makes the fun go away." he said shocked. "not even a tiny bit?" he asked. "Not even enough to make a little scream of fear.
"Not really" Vegeta said blankly. "It'll be the usual. I fight u, we go SSj, u win, Goku comes and kills u, we all dance around the fire."
"Gokus dead." said Broom.
"In that case let the screaming begin." Said Vegeta. He coughed and half heartedly began. "AH, Aha. Ahhhha. ahhh." he ended. He looked Broom in the eye. "MOLE!"

Geo
04-27-2003, 01:24 PM
Ep 3: Time for the strongest to arrive

Vegeta looked at Broom, or more precisely, his mole. After a long wait, nothing happened.
"Well this is boring." said Vegeta.
"It fils tv space"
"Ah" said Vegeta. Broom the flew forward and punched Vegeta in the face. Vegeta fell over backwards. Broom swung his hand up in pain.
"AHH, I BROKE A NAIL!!" he screamed. Vegeta toook his chance, went SSj2 and kicked Broom in the balls. Brooms heaved and doubled over. His eyes bulged open. He then began to punch Vegeta rapidly. Vegeta was almost beat, when he remebered.
"Hey Broom, your mama's calling!" he said. Broom looked up.
"Really? Oh man, that means i have to go back to my planet." he hunched over nd turned away. He waved gloomily to Vegeta. "I'll come round to play again later." And he flew off. Vegeta lay gobsmacked that someone fell for it, then ran. In the space of about two minuites, he travelled the world and got all the dragonballs and summoned Sherlong.
"What is your..ah you know the drill." he said. Vegeta nodded. he needed Goku and Gohan back. He licked his lips and spoke.
"I wish the two greatest warriors of all time could be wished back and help me kill Broom." Sherlong nodded and two figures appeared, one was short. vegeta looked at them glowing brightly. Maybe it brought back Gohan in his child form Vegeta thought. He was wrong. From the light, Krillin walked out, followed by Hercule. Vegeta almost fainted.
"THE TWO GREATEST!! I SAID THE TWO GREATEST!!" he yelled. Sherlong shrugged.
"I thought u said the two rappist warriors." and he disapeared. He turned to the two.
"Rappist?" he asked. Krillin laughed.
"Thats an intresting story..." Vegeta held up a hand.
"Who are you." said Hercule. Vegeta looked at him. Instantly, his head exploded. Vegeta turned to Krillin.
"We have to kill brollys older brother." Vegeta said.
"Bye." said Krillin.
"No, Broom." Vegeta grabbed Krillin round the neck and held him up. "You best go Super Sayin on his ass or i will kill you!" he whispered.
"Vegeta, i'm human." he started.
"I dont wanna hear it baldy." he threw him down. Suddenly, Vegeta heard a voice behind him.
"Hey, i dont have a mum, i killed her." said Broom. Krillin stood up. Hercule was till dead.


Will Broom get a brain?
Is Sherlong deaf?
What about Krillins Kinky thoughts?
Is Hercule really dead?
You best believe it on DRAAAAAGOOOONNN BAAAAAAAALLLL SCREEEEWWWEEDDD!!!!

Geo
04-27-2003, 01:35 PM
Ep 4: Whats this? Brooms next stage!!

Vegeta starred at Broom. Krillin stood up. Broom starred back.
"It seems, we have a stale mate." said Broom.
"Huh?" said Krillin
"I dunno it sounds good." said Broom. "Now you die." He jumped forward fist out and went to punch Krillin. Krillin moved out of the way. Broom hit Vegeta in the face. Broom turned to Krillin.
"Errr" said Krillin. "Mommy?" he said in a high pitched voice before Broom ran forward and went to punch him. krillin jumped up and flew in the air. Broom watched in awe.
"OH MY GOD!! THAT GUYS A FREAK!! HE CAN FLY!! AHHHHHHHH!!" screamed Broom. He ran over to vegeta and jumped into his arms. Vegeta dropped him. Broom looked at him angrily.
"Oh, smart ass eh? Well i show you wats wat!! Prepare to see my next stage!!" he said. He spread his feet out and began to look constipated. Vegeta and Krillin watched.


Three Hours later....

"AHA!!" yelled Broom. He stood up straight. Vegeta and Krillin looked up from their chess game. "Scarred now?" yelled Broom.
"Broom. Your flies undone." said Krillin. Broom looked down. It was indeed, undone.

Geo
04-27-2003, 01:36 PM
And now my assosiate is going to write an episode or two, isnt that right Gohan UK?

Erin B.
04-28-2003, 02:12 PM
He'd better, especially since I like how the story is coming along so far.

Eternal Whisper
05-06-2003, 09:08 PM
:lol: this is just to Funny :lol:

Geo
05-07-2003, 12:31 PM
Yeah, i'd make it funnier if someone read my normal Fanfic, Db Zero <_< , not that im getting at the fact that i WANT IT TO GET SOME ATTENTION